Thursday, December 9, 2021

Poseidon Quickies: Got Wood?

Only strangers to Poseidon's Underworld could fail to know about my never-ending obsession with Mr. Clint Walker. I've written and provided many photos of my "draw your perfect man" come to life over the last dozen years. Today, we'll take a brief gander at one of his 1960s movies - The Night of the Grizzly (1966), an example of the type of family-oriented film he was drawn to during the later part of his career. While he did indeed film The Dirty Dozen (1967) a year later, he was not at all keen on "bad" language, explicit sexuality or excessive violence on screen. (He even gave up a key scene in Dozen rather than be shown dropping a grenade into a bunker in which women were present!) If the opening card of Grizzly were removed which reads "A Paramount Picture," one would think it was a Disney family film, though it does contain far more lusty (and bloody) brawling that you would generally see come out of the "Mouse House."

Walker plays an ex-lawman who chucks everything to run a ranch inherited from his late uncle. His niece (far left), wife and two children arrive to find out that there is a lien on the property, which costs them virtually every cent they have.

Still, they press on, with only one friend to help as a ranch hand. Western veteran Walker really did drive the horse-drawn wagon across the prairie. 

They arrive to find the place a ramshackle mess in virtual shambles. Notice how the towering Walker seems to dwarf everything around him.

Leading ladies (in this case Martha Hyer) typically love tall leading men as it allows them to look up, extending their neckline.

Brawny Walker had many attributes, but in this post I cannot share one of his more endearing ones -- his soft, deep, velvety voice. I could listen to him speak all day.

There is a strong supporting cast in Grizzly, from Keenan Wynn to Jack Elam to Leo Gordon and even a young Ron Ely. At left above is none other than Nancy Kulp!

There is camp humor in the presence of two TV icons playing disparate types. Ellen Corby (later of The Waltons) is a tough pioneer woman while Kulp (of The Beverly Hillbillies) is a frilly, fussy shopkeeper.

Their house is beautifully fixed up as seen here. But also beautiful is the hulking Walker. Note that he's on the step half a foot below Hyer and is still taller!

A movie like this isn't going to thrill every viewer (though it does contain a fair amount of action.) The pleasure chiefly comes from getting to see and hear the leading man. His greatest days were spent on his popular series Cheyenne, but that was completely filmed in black & white.

He was born to portray Kal-El/Superman, but apparently no one ever thought about it.

On the subject of wood (see title of this post), many critics and viewers seemed to delight in referring to Walker's acting as wooden. I have never thought that. He was natural and actually quite expressive when it was called for and you can always see him listening to his fellow performers. His laconic style sure holds up a lot better than many over-actors of the 1950s & '60s as far as I'm concerned. Anyway, he looked so good in repose I don't really seek any strenuous acting!

Like I say. Nice scenery throughout!

I haven't even bothered to mention the primary plot line of the film...! Just as Walker is finally getting his family situated and his ranch built up with stock, a vicious grizzly bear is hell bent on destroying everything.

Needless to say, this causes considerable concern and upset for the family. Hey, this little girl has a great idea, though... Let's get that shirt off! That's why we're truly here after all. LOL

The unquestioned highlight of the film, the climax as far as I'm concerned, is when Clint and his ranch hand are fixing up the place and Walker begins whacking away...

...away at some huge logs with an axe! Oh. My. God.

This, kids, is what we call a "chest o'death!" Ha ha!

We've scarcely had time to collect ourselves from the wood-chopping scene when he's back in action soon enough with a shovel, digging post holes! Sadly, a visitor comes during this bit of drudgery and Walker reaches for a nearby shirt.

We don't get to see him undo his belt and tuck the shirt in, which is likely the only reason this movie didn't become the top-grosser of 1966! Even with it on, he looks damned good.

I have no reason to give you as to why, but I happen to LOVE this particular shirt. Maybe because somehow it magically transcends its intended time period and looks very contemporary to my eyes. I mean, I'd wear it. (Especially after he'd had it on! Ha ha!)


It's incredible the way he seems to dwarf not only his costars, but also the trees even! He was one hunky, handsome man.

Even though the negative is reversed for this lobby card, someone at Paramount knew what aspects of the movie to promote!
Step right up!

I don't know if they build them like this any more... If they do, they likely don't have the rich voice and gentle manner of Mr. Walker. Thank goodness some folks in the movie colony back then felt the need to showcase his chest over and over again in movies and on TV. Night of the Grizzly may be seen in a great print here.

The Living End!

13 comments:

BryonByronWhatever said...

A shared passion! I have a signed shirtless photo on the wall above my desk. Let's chop some wood.

jobj69 said...

Whacking away at some huge logs...tee-hee...

Seriously, this towering specimen of handsome, beefy goodness was built from a lot of hard work and good genes!

I had the same thought as you, Poseidon, regarding this shirt - very stylish and contemporary apropos...and his hair is beautiful, too! I think it looks spectacular slicked back, but I do love the looser style where it is free from all of that greasy kid stuff!

I have enjoyed all of your previous posts with him.

Happy Holidays!

hsc said...

One of the things I love best about this blog is that you regularly feature Clint Walker!

While the producers of the film were wise and included shots of Walker's bare chest in the advertising materials, sadly the same can't be said of the comic book spin-off.

Yeah, there was a one-shot comic from Dell, which regularly put out things in their "Movie Classic" line like HERCULES, JASON AND THE ARGONAUTS, THE FALL OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE and TWO ON A GUILLOTINE.

Unfortunately, the art assignment for this issue went to house hack Jack Sparling, who not only fails to get good likenesses of Walker and the rest, but seems determined to avoid beefcake, even in scenes that involve it.

So while he teases with including *three* separate panels of that kid desperately trying to unbutton Clint's shirt, she never succeeds. And while Sparling includes a full page of the shirtless work scene, he manages to draw it so that Clint's back is turned or his body is cropped out of panel at the shoulder.

The only full view of Clint's chest comes when Martha Hyer is patching him up after the knofe fight, and he's sitting hunched over even then. And no attempt to draw chest hair, although Sparling at least makes Clint appropriately muscular at all times.

You can't even blame this on the Comics Code-- Dell was one of a handful of companies that didn't submit their comics to the Code, instead opting for an in-house "Pledge" to parents.

Although the Code did mention a restriction on the way bodies would be presented, it was clearly written to eliminate the exaggerated "cheesecake" that got dubbed "headlight" comics at the time and is now dubbed "Good Girl Art"-- and is highly collectible.

There was no similar restriction on "beefcake"-- how could they, when superheroes were the biggest market?-- though chest hair was only occasionally depicted post-Code, and usually only on "bad guys" rather than heroes. Although strangely, male nipples suddenly seemed taboo, and were rarely depicted post-Code until around 1970.

Anyway, if anybody still cares to check it out, the Dell "Movie Classic" adaptation of NIGHT OF THE GRIZZLY is scanned cover-to-cover here:

https://monstermagazineworld.blogspot.com/search?q=Night+of+the+Grizzly

And one other thing to add-- Clint not only had a beautiful deep speaking voice, he *sang* quite well, to boot!

There are clips on YouTube from an appearance he did on THE JACK BENNY SHOW where Benny literally climbs up his huge body before Clint does a musical number singing a cowboy song by a campfire. I'm pretty sure you've posted a link before, but there's one version here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pu6C_3vQCX8


Thanks for another great post, Poseidon! Be well, everyone!

Martin said...

Love this post! I can never get enough of Clint. I think this movie was one of the first times I saw him so exposed - he is just pure perfection. My ideal man. And speaking of wood, when I watch that scene of him chopping away, I get some myself!

John Berry (he/him) said...

Swoon! This has reminded me I've been meaning to thank you for highlighting ok.ru, where I've found many otherwise unobtainable things.

Dan said...

It’s like he’s a different species, Uber homo sapiens, perhaps. One can only sigh...

Gingerguy said...

I'm with you, he is a dream boat. What a piece of man, I was half watching the Dirty Dozen and woke up when he was on screen. Beautiful hair too. Ellen and Nancy would have made a cute couple. I totally thought the shirt looked like now! Love this post

http://ricksrealreel.blogspot.com/ said...

Hi Poseidon,
When I was a kid, this was frequently on the afternoon movies, and we kids thought this was the most terrifying flick ever! Right up there when "The Monroes" were being terrorized by a rabid wolverine!
Cheers, and thanks for the Clint Walker eye candy,
Rick

BrianB said...

In the first close up picture of the parson who's come to visit, it looks like he's trying to will Clints shirt off with his eyes, then two pictures later he's totally checking out Clint's butt! And who can blame him?

That shirt is really nice but I'd rather see it hanging on Clint's bedpost!

Thanks for that picture of Ellen Gorby and Nancy Kulp! I'm amazed I haven't seen it before with all the campy images I've come across over the years!

BrianB

rigs-in-gear said...

Definitely the guy the term "real man" is reserved for. I can see you sleeping in that shirt until it was in tatters. Sweet dreams!

Poseidon3 said...

BryonByron, how neat about the photo! What a way to start any workday. Ha!

jobj69, I loved your remarks. I sometimes like his hair all fixed, but generally I prefer it all mussy from whatever it is he's been doing. Somehow seems more timeless. Glad you also liked the shirt. Thanks!

hsc, what workaday artist could ever have done Clint's chest justice?! No wonder he turned him around and drew his back (which was impressive, too!) If you know who Alex Ross is, and I suspect you do, he's the one who would be able to do CW justice. In fact, many of his renderings seem to have roots in the type of physique Clint had, Superman in particular. I loved it when Jack Benny climbed up Mount Walker. LOL Thanks!

Martin, so glad you enjoy Clint and liked this post.

John Berry, I've lost track of how many "lost" movies I have been able to FINALLY see on that site. There still remain some holy grails, but it has cut my list down significantly. Glad you have been about to enjoy it!

Dan, I agree....!

Gingerguy, I felt the same way about Ellen and Nancy! LOL That's one reason I put them in the post. There's another instance (on "The Love Boat") when Nancy Kulp and Pat Carroll were joined at the hip as two love-starved gals. Uhhhh-kay!

Rick, I think I've seen maybe one episode of "The Monroes!" I'd like to see a little more of that one. (And another "lost" show - "The Road West.") Thanks.

BrianB, I didn't point him out, but that's veteran character actor Regis Toomey. Who can blame him for taking it all in...?! Ha ha! Toomey is listed as having been 5'11" but he looks like a shrimp in the shadow of Walker!

rigs-in-gear, the Clint love I am not surprised by, but it's nice that some of you also thought that his shirt was cool, too.

By the way, Mr. Walker, at a certain point, began to age - as we all do who stick around - and he wasn't the same dreamboat he'd been in years prior. But he never lost that gentle, polite manner. He did one of those retrospective interviews that many longtime stars have done and you can so clearly tell what a gentleman he was. He recounts a story about how he wound up in "The Ten Commandments" that is indicative of this quality... ---> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQa_rm1oiyo

Forever1267 said...

I don't think I've seen any of his work, but he was just a Mountain of a Man!!! Thank you!!!

Ciara24 said...

Clint Walker is such a gorgeous hunk of man.