Poseidon Quickies: Prepare to Get "Pulver"-ized!

Oh, sure... I had heard of the 1964 movie Ensign Pulver, a sequel to the monster hit Mister Roberts (1955), with different actors and mostly different characters, to boot.  However, it's sort of obscure and I never sought it out (I haven't even seen Mister Roberts if you want the whole truth!) I also got it a bit mixed up with things like The Wackiest Ship in the Army (1960) or All Hands on Deck (1961) and many other hijinks-laden flicks set on military sea vessels. But recently, a P.U. reader mentioned the movie to me and I felt the need to look it up. There was a nice little tidal wave of South Pacific (1958) style sailor beefcake to be found! And on top of that, there were enough familiar faces in it to fill out the famed puzzle board on Hollywood Squares. 

Inhabiting the role which won Jack Lemmon an Oscar is young Robert Walker Jr. I don't have to see Mister Roberts to know that there is precious little similarity between the two men...!

Whenever I see Walker Jr, though, I'm struck by his strong resemblance to his gifted father, the dynamic, but very troubled, Robert Walker. The father is immortal for his work as a devious killer in Alfred Hitchcock's Strangers on a Train (1951.)  Walker Sr, having never recovered from losing his wife Jennifer Jones to David O. Selznick and having developed an alcohol addiction, died at 32 the same year Strangers was released. He'd been given a sedative which interacted badly with the alcohol in his system.

Aaannnyway... Pulver gets off to a rather promising start when we meet a bunch of sailors all piled up onto one another, singing a song. Dead center is a young James Farentino. Below him, to the left, is George Lindsey, who would later gain fame as Goober on The Andy Griffith Show. And then to the right is the gorgeous puss of one of our all-time faves, Dick Gautier!

Somehow at some point, the guys forgot exactly where they'd been because here Gautier is in the row behind Farentino and Lindsey where before he was directly next to them!

We then see the cramped/cozy sleeping quarters of the men, stacked up like cartons of eggs at a grocery store...!

Enjoying a bit more privacy (not to mention bed stability) are these two. On the bottom bunk, a young Larry Hagman and on top (being woken by a couple of kicks) is Peter Marshall. See? I really meant it when I said that we could do an ep of Hollywood Squares with these actors!

Hagman, even with all that J.R. Ewing bed-hopping on Dallas, rarely did any beefcake in his projects, but here he is in a pair of boxers. And popping in that porthole is none other than Jack Nicholson!

The director, Josh Logan (who also did South Pacific), was noted for including plenty of male eye candy in his stage and screen projects. This sailor's get-up on the left as he is taking on loads (of cargo) was very sexy.

Here is Farentino up close again, with Gautier on the right. There is nearly always a shimmering, well-built seaman on display in the picture.

Less conventionally handsome are the principle stars Walter Matthau and Burl Ives. Matthau is the principled ship's doctor while Ives is the despotic captain, being treated here for an injury to his rump. Nicholson, still a few years away from breakout success, had to perform this sequence, staring at Ives' rear-end, as part of his Hollywood dues...!

We still aren't done spotting the stars, though. There's cutie pie singer Tommy Sands, who as was too often the case chewed the scenery to shreds as a sailor whose young daughter is killed before he has ever laid eyes on her.

And lookit...! A young James Coco in his movie debut, slimmer than you've likely ever seen him.

Below deck in the laundry room, an impromptu party gets way out of line.

Gautier's pants are painted on and many of the other guys' shirts are falling off.

Then there's the day that interim captain Gerald S. O'Laughlin relaxes some of the stringent rules and reinstates swimming off the side of the ship and the right to go shirtless on deck.

This announcement brings about all sorts of acrobatic cavorting from dancing to flips to who knows what...

One sailor gets so caught up in the frivolity that he grabs the pants pockets of Lindsey's dungarees and yanks them off.

This reveals one of Lindsey's bare ass cheeks with a tattoo on it! Raise your hand if you ever expected to see Goober's bare behind in a 1964 movie...!

Yes, Mr. Logan liked to celebrate the male form. I don't care how many times he was married.

Late in the proceedings, we meet a shipwreck survivor named Stretch, played by actor Robert Matek. This is his only credited role except for a guest part on The Wild Wild West, but he certainly made an impression in his shredded khakis!

Walker (along with new galpal Millie Perkins) has to perform an emergency appendectomy on the island, surrounded by natives, while being coached over the radio...! But I found Stretch more fascinating.

During this climactic situation, the sailors are all piled next to each other, listening to the play-by-play over the loudspeaker.

Depending on your point of view, this is either male bonding or toxic masculinity, but it's nevertheless appealing to the eyes as far as I'm concerned.

As good news comes their way, more celebration continues. Check out the tan line on the guy in the blue vest.

Seriously...!

The End!

Fun Finds: Rona Barrett's Hollywood Magazine, March 1976

Well, we're back again with scans from another movie-oriented, vintage fan magazine. This time it's Miss Rona Barrett's own Hollywood magazine. (She also had the simultaneous rag, Rona Barrett's Gossip.) One thing great about this publication is that, unlike virtually all the others out there, ads were kept to a minimum. Practically every page including the back and inside covers contained copy and photos. These pretty much speak for themselves, so I will try to keep my comments to a minimum unless something really stands out (but I make no promises! Ha ha!) A few things are presented out of order for continuity's sake. You may need to right click & open them in a new tab or window in order to get the best view for reading.

Rona's getting very snug with Burt Reynolds here! His recent ex-love Dinah Shore is shown below. Interesting to see what Elton wore to his Walk of Fame ceremony.

This magazine was stapled in a way that made it really hard to fold for scanning, hence the occasional off-center page. Note the quote from Steven Spielberg (director of a Jurassic Park sequel, several Indiana Jones sequels and producer of countless others), "I think making a sequel to anything is just a cheap carny trick." The tone towards the upcoming Network (1976) is surprisingly derisive.

Needless to say I do not like this look on Paul Newman...

Interesting that a photo of the troubled Farrah Fawcett & Lee Majors is situated above one of Ryan O'Neal, who would soon hasten the end of their marriage (and his friendship with Majors in the bargain!)

It's the REAL Colonel Harland Sanders receiving a kiss from Danny Thomas. Am I the only one who HATES those new KFC commercials with Norm MacDonald? I was intrigued, though, to see that Jeff Bridges was initially slated to play the rapist in Lipstick (1976)!

I never realized that character actor Andy Devine was still alive at this time (and, in fact, he passed away in February of 1977 of leukemia at seventy-one. This All in the Family diaper thing warranted two separate mentions in this mag! By the way, Billy Dee Williams and the (3rd) wife shown here are still married today, forty-four years later.

At the time of this magazine, Good Times (1974-1979) was in a state of upheaval because the ostensible stars John Amos & Esther Rolle were unhappy with costar J.J. Jimmie Walker catching fire (and leading to a dumbing-down of the show.) Walker and Amos had appeared together in Lets' Do It Again (1975), with Walker taking over a role intended for Richard Pryor. Ultimately, Amos was fired from Good Times and Walker became the de facto star of the show.

John Travolta and Kim Darby?! Also, I don't know where I was, but I had no idea that Lucky Lady (1975) was a hit movie! LOL  It really was, making make twice its cost, but for some reason it always had n aura of "flop" for me. (I've never seen it.) Robert Blake is shown with first wife Sondra (1961-1983) who lived to tell about it.

Wow, what a surprise to see '40s and '50s actress Claire Trevor (sporting a Tennille!)

James Caan did in fact marry Sheila Ryan in 1976, but they were divorced by 1977 (though she is the mother of his actor son Scott Caan.) Caan's brother is handsome! Perhaps more so that James. As the caption says, Caan was devoted to his family and his sister's death of leukemia led to not only a deep depression, but cocaine addiction which he eventually overcame. He left acting for five years during that time.

This is a wedding photo of Chico and the Man (1974-1977) star Freddie Prinze and his wife Kathy. Kathy is the mother of Freddie Prinze Jr.

Sadly, about a year after this, Prinze was dead after a fatal round of Russian roulette which many believe was a suicide. The couple had divorced over Prinze's drug use and erratic behavior. He was but twenty-two when he died! (In other news, Jack Jones and Susan George were once a couple?!)

Tony Orlando and Dawn (1974-1976) was actually getting close to ending despite this two-page spread. He and his back-up singers parted ways (partly due to Orlando's despair of his friend Prinze's death and his own drug issues.) His wife Elaine (who had once been Buddy Holly's girlfriend) and he were divorced in 1984.

I can't imagine Diahnne Abbott was too thrilled to pick up this magazine and see her name misspelled! She and De Niro were married for a dozen years starting in 1976 and she appeared in several of his movies.

As a kid (nine when this came out) I was always freaked out by photos of Gregg Allman (also misspelled in the article) and could never understand Cher's interest in him. BTW, Peter Boyle's marriage to Lorraine, which took place the year after this, was a success, lasting until his unfortunate death in 2006 of myeloma at age seventy-one.

Page one of a four-page spread on One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975.) Do not ask me why, but I had never seen this film until about 6 months ago!

What struck me more than anything else was how much I enjoyed Danny DeVito (in a role unlike virtually any other that he's played in his long career.) I wish he'd done more things along this line.

Seeing Faye's name on the cover was enough to get me to buy the (sealed) magazine, though the article about her was clearly done without her participation and seems to have been cribbed from other sources.

At least there are plenty of photos from her career sprinkled about.

I STILL have not seen Puzzle of a Downfall Child (1970)...

In the wake of Jane Seymour's performance as Wallis Simpson in The Woman He Loved (1988), Dunaway's lesser-known portrayal in The Woman I Love (1972) seems to have fallen into a TV-movie abyss somewhere! Pairing her with Richard Chamberlain as Edward, I really want to see this one, too!

Interesting that Gable and Lombard (1976) was once known as "Lombard & Gable" before its release (and interesting that anyone thought it was good!)

Hmmm. You don't often hear Petula Clark and Hope Lange in the same sentence! And, again, I do not like this look on Newman. The article notes some of the wild practical jokes he had recently done (or had done to him.)

This page was initially left out in error! Added on 6/14/16.

It's fun to see a latter-day photo of Deborah Kerr. Also, take note of the movie that's mentioned in this column, "Blarney Cock." It later saw the light of day as the high-priced flop Swashbuckler (1976.) Michael York's upcoming "Life of Christ" was actually Jesus of Nazareth (1977), a miniseries in which he played John the Baptist.

My GOD, my mother would have been beside herself over the getup Elizabeth Taylor is wearing in this photo.

Without reading the caption, try to see if you can guess who the chick is in the lower left corner!! Holy Schniekes....

Susan Clark won an Emmy for the TV-movie Babe referred to on this page. Nowadays, people think of Babe (1995), the one about the pig, but this was a memorable telefilm in its day. The photo of her, of course, is from Airport 1975 (1974), though!

God, I love color photo spreads from Hollywood events like this! Unsinkable Debbie Reynolds is still kicking it at eighty-four, though everyone else except Susie Coelho on this page is deceased. Lita Baron, by the way, was Rory Calhoun's wife for about two decades and the mother of three of his children.

We like Ruta Lee a lot and she was always pulled together. We worship Dick Gautier!  Betty White looked lovely here, too. Dig the boobs!  Shelley Winters looks like she wants to eat Don Stroud (and maybe she did.)

Don's tuxedo! At first I thought Russ Tamblyn was with Bea Arthur!  LOL  Do you know that the engagement that is mentioned for Ruta was to a Texas restauranteur named Webster Lowe and that they remain wed to this day?!

Cyd Charisse and Tony Martin enjoyed a fifty-year marriage. Lynda Day and Christopher George probably would have, too, had cancer not taken him thirteen years in. Only death could separate June Haver and Fred MacMurray, who were wed thirty-seven years.

Doncha love how Miss Rona finds her way into so many photos of her own magazine?! She and husband Bill divorced in 1982. She later remarried in 2008. Robert Wagner and Natalie Wood look happy here, though she would die in that horrible incident in 1981.

This is the issue's back cover. Not a bit of wasted space! We hope you enjoyed leafing through this magazine with me.