Fun Finds: Hollywood Studio Magazine, May 1985

This past weekend was the infamous Dayton Book Fair, in which a convention center is filled with books of all sorts for $2.00 apiece (hardback) and $1.00 paperback. I always make it a point to attend because one never knows what's going to be lying around. (This year I got a horde of interesting paperbacks more than hardbacks, but I did find the now-rare-ish autobiography of Jean Negulesco, who didn't register with me at all when it first came out in 1984, but who directed many films I now enjoy.) I was sad that I couldn't go on Sunday when, for the price of $7.50, one could fill a brown grocery bag with as many books as could be fit into it! But I was pressed into adjudicating a matinee musical performance and couldn't get out of it. This magazine, the only one I picked up, seemed like it would be fun to share with everyone here. I do have to confess I don't like the photo of Rita Hayworth on the cover as she somehow looks bleak and hard rather than sensuous and elegant as I prefer to think of her. And on we go!

I've mentioned it here before when I have presented issues of Hollywood Studio Magazine but its editor (Joan Evans) from 1966 on, was the goddaughter of Joan Crawford and was, in fact, named after her (her parents were Hollywood writers.) Things went sour when seventeen year-old Joan wanted to wed a car salesman named Kirby Weatherly against her parents' wishes. Crawford approved and held the wedding in her home (without mom and pop around!) and though it was a friendship-ending bit of duplicity, Evans and Weatherly remain wed to this day, a scant sixty-seven years later! Evans remained devoted to Crawford throughout and after her life. Interesting here that she had to apologize for use of the word "broad" in this publication. That trend of people (often a proportionately small number) suddenly taking offense at once commonly-used words was already taking hold in 1985 and persists today. Also, I doubt that I would have found the 1984 Oscar telecast boring, as one reader did, but I certainly find it so now...!

This is a curious placement of the header to the main article since said article doesn't pop up for almost 20 more pages! I doubt anyone can't guess where Loretta Young would fall in this little game of categories (and it looks like Rita is going to wind up in the other one.)

If you want a really depressing read, try the book "The Peter Lawford Story" by Patricia Seaton Lawford on her husband, which takes place during the later parts of his life.

I'm sorry, and no harm to Peter's work as an actor, but he looks truly ridiculous as MacBeth! I much prefer him in his youthful parts in things like The White Cliffs of Dover (1944), Good News (1947) and Little Women (1949), among others.

Not long after this issue was published, Mr. Connery embarked on a string of movies that finally broke him free of the James Bond mold and proved his acting talent. The Name of the Rose (1986) earned him a BAFTA award, The Untouchables (1987) won him an Oscar and The Hunt for Red October (1990, another BAFTA nomination), among others, proved his box office appeal. He stepped away from acting, of his own accord, in 2003.

My generation's Bond was Roger Moore (the first one of the series I ever saw was For Your Eyes Only, 1981) so I had to learn about Connery's Bond by going backwards. I recall once seeing some artwork not dissimilar to the middle picture above (though I thought it was for Thunderball, 1965, not From Russia With Love, 1963) in which Connery was depicted as being nude during his massage and thinking, "Oh, okay... I'm going to need to see this!" The artwork (which I will attempt to locate for you) turned out to be a lie, sadly, as he was covered up by a sheet (with, I think, shorts on under that even!)

I very much enjoy Connery's Bond films, but my favorite movies of his are in other genres, including Marnie (1964), Shalako (1968), The Anderson Tapes (1971) and Zardoz (1974) not to forget Murder on the Orient Express (1974) and The Wind and the Lion (1975.) Then there is the disastrous Meteor (1978!) But I really tended to like him in most everything I saw of his.

Miss Maureen O'Hara

My affection for Ms. O'Hara has been amply demonstrated here and here. It's fascinating to realize that before the advent of American Movie Classics, which later disappointingly changed its format, and Turner Classic Movies, fans of older films were resigned to having to watch their beloved projects in terrible prints, hacked to death for commercial breaks and running time, if they could even find them at all! Ted Turner was many things, not all of them great, but I am indebted to him for TCM (although it must be said that the channel's integrity was very much due to its incredible first and longtime host, the late Robert Osborne.)

It was neat to read more about O'Hara's case against Confidential magazine and other aspects of her life and career. And I'm howling over the hilarious diatribe against remakes that was tacked onto the end of the article. There's a man after my own heart, though I think I might be glad that no sequel to The Quiet Man (1952) was ever produced.

This is a pretty interesting interview with Ms. Hepburn, who wasn't exactly the most easy person to land for such a thing. Nowhere on this page does the article even mention the movie she was making at the time...!

The movie in question was Grace Quigley (1984), which had been in a bit of development hell for a dozen years. Initially intended as a project for Hepburn and Steve McQueen, the black comedy ultimately emerged with Nick Nolte (who Hepburn claimed was drunk throughout) and fizzled at the box office (and with many critics.) It's reputation has increased slightly over the years, however.

Though she worked several times in TV-movies after this, Hepburn made no more features until the ill-advised Love Affair (1994), which proved to be her swan song.

I have never seen Lady Be Good (1941) and to be honest had heard precious little about it apart from seeing some dancing clips along the way, so it was interesting to read about some of these stars and their reflections on the movie and their relationships to one another.

You'll hate me for saying this, but I've never seen ANY Eleanor Powell movie...! I'll have to make a point to see one some time.

I've long been a fan of Ann Sothern, however, whose career went on for far longer a time.

Some of these aren't great photos of the ladies, but it's still neat to see them during this period. Rose Hobart's promising screen career skidded to a halt in the late-1940s as she was blacklisted for her political stances. She lived to be ninety-four when natural causes claimed her in 2000. Virginia O'Brien, who passed away of a heart attack at age eighty-one in 2001, was married for about a dozen years to one-time 1940s movie Superman Kirk Alyn. Is that the best pic they could come up with of Connie Russell? She passed away five years after this issue of a heart ailment at only sixty-seven.

The author of the book excerpted in this segment, Laurie Jacobson, seemed to specialize in downbeat topics, from tragedies to sordid gossip to eerie ghosts to the torture-some experiences of her husband Jon Provost when he was starring on TV's Lassie. I did, however, LOVE the book in question, "Hollywood Heartbreak: The Tragic and Mysterious Deaths of Hollywood's Most Remarkable Legends."

There is a hilarious error in this text, however. Reference is made to Mineo's plays, "Fortune" and "Men's Eyes," as both being performed in L.A. and on Broadway. First off, there was a SINGLE play, called "Fortune and Men's Eyes." Secondly, the daring play was never produced on Broadway. It had three runs Off-Broadway, one of which was directed by Mineo. 

Now we come to the cover story, which strove to categorize famed leading actresses and either ladies, broads or in-betweeners.

I'll wait while you print off this list and mark your votes accordingly...

Page one of a center-spread featuring a few of the gals in question...

...followed by page two.

I usually try to piece things like this together so your overall viewing experience is not encumbered.

The next article begins at the side of this page. A man named Patrick Brock recollects his association with Ramon Novarro. (It may have been unintentional, but that's the second star in this issue who was gay and savagely murdered...!)

I'm not sure how well Brock actually knew Novarro, no matter the article's title, but the bit about Valentino and his "sculpture" has since been discounted entirely, especially with regards to the murder itself. He is merely repeating gossip from a highly-questionable source. I also had to grin/grimace at the author's use of the term "deviation."

Here is someone I know practically nothing about. It was interesting to learn more about her.

Rare was the gal who could evade Errol Flynn! She married that fiance and was with him thirty years until his death. And there's an amusing anecdote about Tallulah Bankhead, too. I don't think I have ever seen Ms. King in anything! But her career stretched up into the 1990s. She passed away in 2003 of natural causes at age eighty-four. Most fascinating trivia tidbit? Reportedly she never once bought any groceries or cooked in her life, eating all three meals out every. single. day.

This article on the amazing movie houses of the golden age could have used more pictures.

There are books out there on the subject, though, and those places were simply incredible!

These photos go with the column on the following page. Neat that Peter Fonda, whose father Henry starred in the movie, came to see that stage version of 12 Angry Men. But it was the opener at The Henry Fonda Theatre, so it stands to reason. I don't recall ever seeing Cyd Charisse's hair this way before. She looks great.

I have the DVD of Irwin Allen's Alice in Wonderland and it is a loo-loo! Countless older stars drift by in the two-part tale, but it's rendered pretty painful by the casting of an utterly charmless little girl as Alice. I found it interesting that John James reportedly didn't wish to be photographed with Ken Kercheval of a rival prime-time soap. Really...?

Almost all, if not every one, of the movies listed in this ad were public domain, meaning the quality was going to be beyond awful! And yet the distributor was getting $20.00/each for them - not an insubstantial price for 1985! Look at the prices of the videos being released in the main article... wildly expensive even today, but back then? Crikey!!

Here's Andrea King again, this time with her one-hundred year-old mother who I must say looks great! I had to chortle at the name of the one Japanese restaurant, "Joy of Tempura!" Sounds right up my alley...!

I always delight in reading the letters from readers in old mags like this. The people always spell out their feelings, good or bad, very plainly and bluntly. I can recall GWTW (1939) being released on home video (and thankfully the movie wasn't filmed in widescreen, so it's true that it looked pretty good in the old TV ratio) and the price was a steep $99.99!! (I think I paid about $5.00 for my DVD of it...!)

I had utterly forgotten that there was ever a movie called Sylvester (1985) or that Melissa Gilbert starred in it! I only think of her in TV-movie remakes like The Miracle Worker (1978), The Diary of Anne Frank (1980) or Splendor in the Grass (1981.) I never saw it, but with Michael Schoeffling on hand it couldn't be a total loss....!

Here are the names of the leading actresses along with the category that they were determined to have fallen into by the magazine's staff.

In this last article, we find that the author of the Ramon Novarro piece also knew Laurence Olivier. He seems to have had a better grip on Olivier than he did on Novarro despite only limited meetings with him over the years. It's a nice write-up, though.

Lord Olivier at or near his peak.

And with that, I give you, as promised, The End!

Tapping Into More April Showers!

Poseidon's Underworld began seeping its pictures and posts to the surface world in the summer of 2009 and from April of 2011 until now, we've marked this month in our own special way. This is the ninth time we've used the coming of real April showers to put forth some male celebrity showers that caught our eye. To see all the prior ones, just click the tag "showering" in the column at right. Today's poster boy is the late Mr. Burt Reynolds from the obscure movie Fade-In (1968) - I'm not even certain he's entering or exiting a shower, but oh well! It's harder and harder to find examples that haven't already been covered (or uncovered as the case may be!) here, but we did manage to crank out a few. So grab your soap and let's take a look!

Charles Farrell in the rarely seen 1934 film Trouble Ahead.

Patric Knowles is on the receiving end of a shower nozzle in Storm Over Bengal (1938.)

Singer and actor of the 1930s & '40s, Kenny Baker. (The song on his shower curtain appears to be from a song of the 1930s?)

A cheeky shot of one Bruce Cabot (of King Kong, 1933, and countless westerns and other films.)

A family that showers together....

Slightly less fun in the full-view crop version: Harriet, Ozzie, David and Ricky Nelson.

French leading man Jean-Paul Belmondo.

If you've been wandering through the Underworld for a long time, you know our fondness for makeshift outdoor showers like this one. The movie in question is 1960's Wake Me When It's Over (which generally applies to most of the film, too, in truth!)

On his way to the shower is the film's star Dick Shawn (shown with costar Ernie Kovacs.)

Seen here with Shawn is another costar Jack Warden.

Ginger bear Warden figures into our next April shower as well, from the very same year. This series of shots is from the desert adventure Escape from Zahrain (1962.) In it, Anthony Caruso, Yul Brynner, Warden and Sal Mineo have been traveling across the blazing sand and finally get to a refueling station where they can hose off.

Caruso is first to get sprayed down by Brynner.

One of the great miscarriages of justice in the film is that Brynner operates the hose and never gets wet himself!

Still, he delights in hosing down his fellow escapees.

The pics are more potent (IMHO) without seeing their pants. It looks like Warden might be pulling his open a bit to rinse down the family jewels! LOL

After their desert ordeal, the cool water from the hose is ecstasy.

Warden's look says it all.

I thought that fans of Mineo would appreciate this moist shot of him directly afterwards. (Is it a buzzkill if I tell you that he's watching costar Madlyn Rhue take a more private shower of her own?)

A thoughtful reader sent these next few pics of handsome Tom Tyron in the Disney film Moon Pilot (1962.)

We don't get to see him actually take his shower, but it's nice to witness the preparation for it nonetheless.

I love his tan, hairy physique.

Next we come to Mr. Charles Bronson in The Great Escape (1963.) Believe it or not, I just saw this movie for the first time several months ago. He and his fellow prisoners are digging a tunnel in the shower room below the drain grate.

When it becomes clear that a guard is coming, Bronson suddenly strips down and hops in the shower to avoid suspicion.

The guard is nevertheless suspicious.

Like so many movie showers, privacy is rare indeed.

Mr. Bronson was at or near his physical peak at this time.

Meet Jon Voight (to you young'ns, he is Angelina Jolie's father.)

His 1973 film The All-American Boy features him in two scenes with a shower. He's a boxer being observed by several men as he washes off after a turn in the ring.

Like I say, in the movies, privacy during bathing comes at a premium! LOL

Voight is carrying on with E.J.Peaker, who many of you will recall as Minnie Fay in Hello, Dolly! (1969), though she was never like this in that movie!

If you look at the inset, you'll see the muslin modesty panel that Voight had on for this nude scene.

After they get up, the couple heads to the shower for a clean-up.

This is the end of the Jon Voight section. Ha ha!

I forgot to put Jack Nicholson from Carnal Knowledge (1971) in front of The All-American Boy (1973)... So much for chronology!

Now for a little segue into TV. This 1974 episode of Petrocelli featured Don Stroud as a boxer who is accused of murder. He heads off to the showers...

...and that's his alibi. Was he really in there soaping up when the crime took place or is he lying? We hardly care as long as we get to watch.

Stroud was a very busy actor of the '70s and was comfortable enough to pose for Playgirl in the early days of that magazine.

Here we find Mark Shera of Barnaby Jones in 1979, undercover at a religious cult wherein the male members are taking a group shower. Shera spots a watch which may be a clue to the case he's working on.

The watch belongs to cult member Grainger Hines.

Hunky Hines emerges from the shower stall to confront Shera about his examining of the watch.

Hines, who is hardly a household name, has nonetheless been working steadily for more than forty-five years up to present day. He is now seventy one. Incidentally, this scene involves Hines heading in to the shower room and ordering everyone out, then (in this version of the ep trimmed for syndication) some nitwit abruptly CUTS the rest! Of all the things to trim out for time, they cut more of this rare instance of skin in a Barnaby Jones episode...!

The Blaxploitation hybrid take-off on Shampoo (1975) was called Black Shampoo (1976) and starred John Daniels as a seductive hairstylist trying to withstand mob pressure.

Here is another glimpse of the scene above, but in color.

The little-known thriller Night Warning (1981) starred Jimmy McNichol, older brother of Kristy, as the nephew of deranged Susan Tyrrell, who sort of has her eye on him. All of him!

It's true that we've featured this shower sequence from School Ties (1992) before, but you can never have too much of a good thing and these are different shots than we featured before. Three up and coming stars were shown in it: Matt Damon, Brendan Fraser and Chris O'Donnell.

Fraser, a Jewish boy who's been hiding his religion in order to play football at an elite prep school is baited by Damon, who has discovered his secret.

The scuffle that breaks out attracts the attention of this bare-bottomed extra.

Lots of contortions to avoid giving away too much bodily detail.

Can you guess who is in this shower?

It's Willem Dafoe, cleaning off the morning after a particularly rough and dangerous encounter with Madonna in Body of Evidence (1993.)

Stephen Dorff in the erotic mystery Innocent Lies (1995.)

Madeleine Stowe is investigating the murder of The General's Daughter (1999) and enters the locker room of a military gymnasium ("Female on the floor!") Here we see these soldiers showering.

And I know you wanted a closer look.

Stowe also catches this gentleman with his towel down.

A nice surprise for me, though, in seeing this movie for the first time was spotting Brad Beyer, who I only knew from the fun TV series GCB, in which he was older than this.

Daniel Craig had a shower scene (followed by a fair amount of carefully obscured nudity) in Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001.)

He doesn't know it yet, but he's being fully observed by Angelina Jolie, who's in the room.

What would a shower post be without a trip to prison? The Death and Life of Bobby Z (2007) had an encounter between UFC fighter and actor Chuck Liddell and the late Paul Walker.

This picture was originally going to serve as "The End," as I often do, but I dug up more, later examples of showers, so on we press...

This is Jonny Lee Miller from the 2008 TV series Eli Stone.

In the show, he experienced hallucinogenic visions which turn out to be prophetic.

I don't think he foresaw being suddenly joined in the shower by this young lady, however!

This is the third inadvertent connection to Angelina Jolie in this post! First her father, then her co-star and now her ex-husband! Miller was wed to her from 1996-1999.

By Underworld standards, this is quite a new film to be featured. Center of My World (2016) is a German coming of age movie in which Louis Hofmann has his attention captured by classmate Jannik Schümann.

Hofmann follows the object of his affection to the locker room and spies him undressing for a shower.

Schümann certainly doesn't seem to mind...!

Next thing you know they're enjoying the shower together, steamy in more ways than one.

The movie shows a bit more than I did here, especially of Schümann, in case you're interested.

Lastly, I thought I would feature this man. Recognize him?

This is the recently deceased Luke Perry, during his eye-opening role on the prison drama Oz.

But we'll swing back to earlier, more familiar times such as during his famous stint on Beverly Hills 90210 as rebellious hero Dylan McKay.

Mr. Perry was but one year older than us when he died from complications of a stroke, so it was a jarring incident to say the least. And that closes the curtain on this year's round of April showers!