Poseidon Quickies: Still Steamed...

One long-running TV series which I have never been too familiar with is The F.B.I. It ran for nine seasons from 1965-1974, meaning I wasn't yet 7 when it left the air. And I didn't ever see a rerun thereafter! So it's been interesting to investigate the show, quite belatedly. A Quinn Martin production (always a favorite because of the way the guest stars are depicted and named in the opening credits!), a galaxy of guest stars popped up along the way. But, just a bit too late for my recent post on the topic, I was startled to see, in this otherwise very buttoned-up program, a steam room sequence. And that's what we'll be featuring in this brief post today. 

As I say, this is not a series known for its beefcake. It's chock full of suits and ties for the most part, though occasionally someone might be shirtless if he's injured(!) Things got off to a promising start in this installment when a handsome silver daddy was drowned in his pool with nothing on but a clingy robe.

Later we meet the criminally-inclined Kevin McCarthy (who has been popping up around here a lot as of late.)

A business associate of his, the chisel-faced Don Chastain, is concerned that McCarthy may be associated with a notorious crime boss.

The two touch base in the steam room.

As they're discussing business, McCarthy tries to throw Chastain off the scent.

He sidles over to his pal to work on him.

I've said it before, but these sort of scenes so often look unduly suggestive when you don't know the context of the conversation...

When Chastain finally wonders aloud if McCarthy is in with the crime boss, his suggestion is greeted with maniacal laughter.

Turning the tables, he says that he was suspicious of the reverse and that Chastain was suspected of being in cahoots with the man himself.

Chastain assures him that there's no chance of that.

Mission accomplished.

But wait, there's more! Later in the ep, the guys are back in there again!

This time McCarthy has been tasked with convincing Chastain to fire one of his employees (one who is in the way of their criminal plans.)

At this stage of his career, McCarthy had developed an affection for rubbing all over his torso while performing. He does it a lot here and had also demonstrated a fondness for his tummy in Hotel (1967.)

Anyway, Chastain is highly reluctant to fire his well-performing man.

And McCarthy expresses regret that he hasn't taken him up on the suggestion. 

McCarthy exits the steam room...

...and has a chat with the attendant, who, acting under his direction, locks the door (!) and cranks up the heat.

"It's geh-in hot in hear..."

Chastain's pleas to open the door...

...fall on deaf ears.

It doesn't take long for him to be overcome by the temperature.

Only when he's sure that Chastain will finally see things his way does McCarthy order the steam to be shut off and the door unlocked.

Gasping and nearly unconscious, he's finally dragged out.

'Course not even an ordeal like this was gonna move that helmet hair...!

He's properly convinced to see things McCarthy's way. (You know that I was gunning for them to hit those showers, too, but it didn't come to pass.)

Another steamy adventure is wrapped up. You can likely look for a Guest Who post in the near future as I fill you in on some of the people who appeared on The F.B.I., notably some ladies who were styled in that mid-to-late '60s look that I adore so much. If you want to check this particular installment out personally, you may do so right here. 

Poseidon Quickies: This Has Me Steamed!

Sometimes weird trends will pop up as one is watching a variety of movies or TV over the course of a few days. Sometimes an actor will appear in one, two or three projects all at once and it's startlingly coincidental. Or perhaps one set piece will mirror another one in an unrelated movie or show. For me, I suddenly ran headlong into three scenes featuring trips to the steam room! (There are worse places to end up...!) As a generous sort of person, I share these with you today in this abbreviated post. (Well, as abbreviated as I ever get!) The cover photo for today is one of several from a vintage magazine layout. Taken at the famed Finlandia Baths, a favorite Tinseltown hangout, it features Scott Brady, Hugh O'Brian, Rock Hudson and Tony Curtis. One of these men figures into our first featured sequence today.

By the time of 1963's A Gathering of Eagles, Hudson was a highly-established star, having enjoyed a decade of increasingly prominent movie roles. He plays an air force colonel who is called upon for toughness when getting his men ready for nuclear attack readiness during the Cold War. He faces inter-office conflict along with a certain amount of wife trouble along the way. Incidentally, this link is more pristine than the copy I am showing here... I discovered it too late.

I like to pretend he had nothing on under his flight suit... Ha ha! And I just love this jaunty li'l green ballcap.

One of his sergeants is played by TV actor Robert Lansing, then fresh off a one-season run on 87th Precinct and soon to start 12 O'Clock High.

In one sequence, they take part in a spirited game of handball.

Lansing sports some red short-shorts while Hudson is swathed in grey sweatshirt and sweatpants.

Nevertheless, the fit actor manages to make the most out of what was once THE go-to look for any scene set in a gymnasium.

Apparently not having sweat enough on the court, the two next show up in the base steam room.

In an unintentionally (?) erotic scene, Hudson asks Lansing if he is getting the most out of his men and eventually asks for his help.

Lansing could generate a pretty penetrating gaze when he wanted to.

Hudson was at or near his peak of manly handsomeness.

Lansing has work to do under his severe commander, so he gets up to leave. As he's exiting, another officer comes into the steam room.

No. It's not hunky costar Rod Taylor...

...and sadly it's not nice-looking Kevin McCarthy either.

Instead we get Barry Sullivan! Egads.

Rock looks disappointed. Now I know what his face would have been like had he been sitting alone in the Finlandia Baths steam room and saw me come padding in. HA HA!

He just can't get Lansing off his mind...

I'm kidding. The shot of contentment is in regards to his wife in the film, Mary Peach. When she gets up, in the shot shown here, his chest is exposed. But in the very  next frame, he has the bedclothes pulled way up as seen earlier.

Along the way she had some pert clothing and nice hairstyles, but her story line (a triangle with Taylor) was clearly present to add female interest to the macho military plot. (Trivia tidbit: Well-regarded costumer Irene committed suicide after this final assignment, before the film was released.) Devoted to her as he is, Peach didn't light much of a fire with audiences in this, nor with me.

I really think he'd have been happier elsewhere.

The steam room scene was used to promote the (really pretty obscure) movie. But seeing them in living color is much better.

Our next offering didn't come with any such option, though. Frequent Hudson costar Robert Stack was ensconced in his hit series The Untouchables in 1962. The gritty, hard-nosed show was not one known for its beefcake qualities.

Stack's FBI agent Elliot Ness was forever trying to bring down the mob, one gangster at a time.

While not his primary target, Frank DeKova (as "Tough Tony" Lamberto) was part of Stack's plan to nab a troublemaker. (A troublemaker or five, as it were...! This is the episode which featured recent profilee Michael Witney as one of a quintet of criminal brothers. The ep was titled "A Fist of Five." No comments from the peanut gallery please...)

Because of the privacy and the difficulty of bringing in hidden weapons, steam rooms could be good locations for sensitive conversations. As Stack enters the room, we see that this was still an era when an exposed belly button was generally a no-no on TV.

More than anything, I was alarmed at the presence of a glass (!) water pitcher and tumblers in the room!

We know they're talking about criminal activity, plans, set-ups and so on, but with no sound, the images can't help but take on a different sort of feel.

Somehow, from the moment I first spied it, I figured Stack was going to tug on that pendulous chain sooner or later.

He gets steamed at his fellow inhabitant and uses a douse of water to increase the temperature of the room. A gorgeous copy of the ep is available here.

Moving on now to 1973 and the second-to-last episode of the TV series Ghost Story (aka - "Circle of Fear.") Pat Harrington, who you may know better for his later role of Schneider on One Day at a Time, is headed to the steam room.

It may be a generational thing, but it would never occur to me to wear my towel this high. From multiple episodes of Tattletales and other programs, I've been given to understand that in real life Harrington was adventurous and also had few qualms about getting naked whenever he felt like it! But here, he is pretty demure.

Entering the room, he discovers that he is not alone.

Harrington realizes right away that it's a business/office associate of his. One he's had some disagreement with.

It's Tab Hunter, looking dangerously sensual! I don't think this was a completely foreign environment for our Tab.

These are not two people you expect to see in the same airspace. But this was at a time when Hunter was struggling to maintain his career and had begun appearing on lots of television to make ends meet. (John Waters helped in this regard by enlisting Hunter for 1981's Polyester, which lent him a whole new image and further movie opportunities.)

Anyway, Harrington soon finds himself locked in the steam room, fighting for his life as a silent, menacing Hunter slips on a robe and slinks away!

Turns out that it wasn't even Hunter's real character, but an evil doppelganger who comes around to menace anyone Hunter has a gripe with!

Evil Tab has a devilishly sexy attitude (and later appears briefly in a swimsuit), but we take one point off for wearing those briefs underneath his pajama bottoms... Ha ha! This episode may be seen in all its glory here.

That brings us ALMOST to The End. I wanted to point out something that I never knew until today...

Those iconic Finlandia Bath photos of Rock, Hugh and friends were in fact almost shot-for-shot repeats of an earlier layout! The one on the left has folks like Gilbert Roland, Walter Pidgeon and Peter Lorre in it!

Here on the left we have a naked (but for a towel) Humphrey Bogart playing cards with a similarly unclad Lorre. Then in the photo to the right, the moment has been recreated! One fun difference here is that, while the men in the foreground have more bath sheet coverage going on, Rock is naked in the background during his massage and is even giving some long-range butt cheek! And now that truly is The End!