Friday, March 6, 2020

It's Bath Day!

Regular readers know that I save pictures of movie and TV stars in the tub and post them once I have amassed a decent-sized collection. The longer this ol' blog sticks around, the harder it is to find new examples to post (this is the eighth installment!), but I did scavenge up a few for today. It's been a little while since we plugged the drain and sprinkled in some suds so here are a few rub-a-dub-dubs for you to observe. Today's cover boy in Sir Paul McCartney enjoying a bubble bath. And now, let's proceed with this most recent round of foamy frivolity. We start with a few still photos.
In 1945's Shadow of Death, a man's bath is being interrupted by a brawl. Most movie baths take place with at least one other person in the room! I wish it were star Buster Crabbe who was in the tub this time...
George Sanders is getting a little extra attention from a lady friend in The Best House in London (1969.)
Marcello Mastroianni has a soak in Leo the Last (1970.) I tried to find this scene in the movie in order to provide more (un)coverage, but never did locate it! There is, however, a scene involving a large group of people swimming naked together with all kinds of bums and boobs (and perhaps other things) bobbing around.
Now this still from Georgy Girl (1966) with Alan Bates did send me scurrying for a look at the actual scene. (And believe it or not, I've never watched this before...!) This angle of Mr. Bates is not shown in the movie, but is only available from the still photographer's viewpoint.
In the movie proper, Bates is cleaning himself up (with every conceivable product at his disposal) in an effort to win the affections of Lynn Redgrave, who is cooking in the other room.
The cigar isn't the only thing smoldering... Bates wants to make sure Redgrave sees him, so he deliberately opens the door wider so that she has a clear view...
...so that he can - once he's sure he's nice and fresh! - stand up and give her a cheeky peek. This moment lasts a nanosecond in the film, but I have captured it for you. Bates, of course, was no stranger to on-screen nudity, but this was pushing the envelope for 1966.
Oliver Reed, Bates' costar from Women in Love (1969), in which the two had a nude wrestling match, has a nice bubble bath in Sitting Target (1972.) Here, he's an escaped convict holding a lady hostage, but taking time out to relax and clean up.
It's fast and dark, but I think he's wearing black briefs for the scene, which is a little disappointing since we know he'd been naked before (and after) in movies.
Nevertheless, this is Ollie at or near his prime and he's so good looking!
Having endured prison showers for too long a time, he is more than elated at getting to enjoy the pleasures of a hot sudsy bath.
His hostage, who is becoming more and more endeared to him as the situation wears on, has fun decorating his face with bath bubbles.
I love the way he looks here!
Now this is a bathroom befitting a king! (Well, an emperor? It's Napoleon Bonaparte)
The famed leader was portrayed here in Waterloo (1970) by Rod Steiger.

The movie has stunning scope, particularly in its heavily-populated battle scenes, yet it has a tendency to be dull, even with Steiger's often hammy portrayal.
As is to be expected, he has company during the bath.
I once worked for a man who had a role in this movie and I utterly loathed being under his management. One night I invited some similarly inclined coworkers over for a screening and we repeatedly watched him get shot to death on screen! LOL
Hey man... this groovy scene is from the hooty Beyond Atlantis (1973) with John Ashley and iconic movie bad guy Sid Haig. The two converse while Haig is getting a rundown.
The massage includes some unusual techniques (not your ordinary "foot massage!")
Afterwards, while he and Ashley continue their chat, Haig takes a bath, complete with help soaping up!
The size of this tub cracked me up.
Ya gotta hand it to this girl who (see inset) wants to make sure her man is clean everywhere!
Up next is the western The Wild Rovers (1971) which starred William Holden and Ryan O'Neal. They take time off the trail for a shave and a bath at a local establishment. Note the  diminutive tubs all connected in a row...!
While Holden enjoys a drink, the attendant tops him off with more hot water.
Now it's O'Neal's turn to sidle into the adjacent tub as a little bath boy comes to put some water in there for him.
Hey, I'd rather do this than have a paper route or be a bag boy at the grocery...!
Some viewers (and reviewers) detected a certain homoerotica between these two characters in the movie. This camera set-up doesn't exactly work against that.
Especially now!
A similar sort of set-up occurs in the 1976 TV-movie (and failed pilot) Banjo Hackett: Roamin' Free. A hot bath is twice as expensive as a cold one, so save your pennies until you can afford some heat!
This time the tubs are larger and more separate as the title character (played by Don Meredith) and his nephew Ike Eisenmann stop off for a scrub.
It's rather fascinating the way these places always have people helping out with what I always consider something I can handle myself! LOL
I daresay you would not have a scene like this today, innocuous as its intentions are.
Time was, no one thought a thing about same-sex communal bathing/showering, which may be hard for some younger people to grasp who now shower either in their clothing or change under a towel in public if there isn't total privacy. They did cloud up young Eisenmann's water at least, but not Meredith's.
"Dandy" Don Meredith was a former football star turned actor and sportscaster.
His acting career occurred chiefly (but not exclusively) in the mid-1970s.
Another example of a person getting a helping hand while bathing. This time we find Herbert Lom in Villa Rides (1968.)
No harm to Mr. Lom, but this movie stars Yul Brynner and Robert Mitchum and yet he's the one in the tub?!

No, this is not from a home movie at The Wagner household... Here we find Robert Wagner and Natalie Wood during their collaboration in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof (1976.)
When I played Brick, he took an off-stage shower, but the luxury of filming allows for some leeway, thus we see Wagner with his broken led relaxing in a claw-foot tub.
Wood (who is very beautiful in this project) and Wagner only made one feature film (All the Fine Young Cannibals, 1960) together and one TV-movie (The Affair, 1973) apart from this filmed play (in which Laurence Olivier portrayed Big Daddy.)
Here's a weird one, though the whole movie's weird. A woman is taking milk fresh from a goat. I mean right outta the teat...
...and then pouring it through a sieve-like pot so that it can rain down on our handsome subject.
The movie is Modesty Blaise (1966) and the gent is Terence Stamp during the height of his appeal. This movie was recently gifted to me by a loyal PU reader.
Bathtime happens at the tail end of the film, so those who gave up on the often nonsensical shenanigans before this missed out!
Like I say, the tail end of the movie! LOL
This one was suggested to me by a reader the last time we took a dip in the tub. Jeff Bridges in Hearts of the West (1975.)
Mr. Bridges was only about twenty-five at this point.
At one point he stands up, though we still don't see anything.
He certainly was cute, though. If you really want to see his rear-end in all its splendor, you have to go to this older post, which has been updated not too long ago with new pics!
Still on the subject of tubs, we come to Marlon Brando... (no pun intended!) This sequence is from The Missouri Breaks (1976.) Actually, Mr. B was still in reasonable shape at this point.
Nicholson presses his way into Brando's bathroom in order to confront him and prepare to shoot him dead.
The suds-covered Brando is ordered to turn away from Nicholson as he prepares to fire.
This was the last time audiences saw Brando for two years until he famously resurfaced in Superman: The Movie (1978) for an exorbitant fee.
He still possessed that penetrating gaze and his ability to keep audiences' eyes drawn to him.
While we were marking the passing of Mr. Robert Conrad a while back, we came upon this scene from a TV-movie of his called Glory Days (1988.) How 1980s is this bathroom?!?!
In it, Conrad plays a middle-aged man who returns to college and winds up playing football on the team! After his first practice, he is sore as hell and soaks in the tub to unwind as he discusses the situation with his wife (Jennifer O'Neill.)
Fifty-three year-old Conrad still had the bod, though he had recently had some work done on his eyelids which I feel rarely works out for the best (not that I relish my own fast-developing overhang!)
True, it did brighten up his eye area, but somehow I can nearly always spot it because it goes against the natural progression that comes with age. But look at that torso!
In his day, Conrad had a serious "chest o'death!"
In this 1972 edition of Films and Filming, it's not 100% clear exactly what's going on.
So I take you instead to a still photo from The Thief Who Came to Dinner (1973) which has Ryan O'Neal in the tub. You may have heard the phrase (given when someone is really "hot"), "I'd drink his bathwater..." Well, apparently Ryan liked himself that much!! LOL
Of course we went and scared up the scene from the film. He's first glimpsed in the mirror of the bathroom.
Then Charles Cioffi comes storming in and O'Neal's tub is only visible in the far, lower-right part of the screen.
He's eventually seen in a medium shot, but there really aren't any terrific frames of him in his tub. (And he never wrings out the sponge into his mouth, which is probably a good thing!)
He does ask Cioffi to hand him a towel, which isn't exactly completely out of reach for him. This movie is filled with shots of shirtless O'Neal. I need to watch it in its entirety sometime.
And with that we've reached, "The End!"

9 comments:

Alan Scott said...

In an earlier post, you had a pic of a young Sam Elliott sitting in a small tub with soapy water covering his sexy bits, but his big feet were in the air in glorious display. It would be great to see that image again. ;)

http://ricksrealreel.blogspot.com/ said...

Poseidon, Ever watch The Wagners' version of 'Cat?' It's gawd-awful!

Natalie looks like a million, but mostly overacts amateurishly. Even Lord Olivier is horrible as Big Daddy. The worst is RJ Wagner. For one, he's too long in the tooth, even as over aged athlete Brick. And his performance is beyond wooden... it's like he was coached by Charlton Heston in an attempt at sullen cool! The one saving grace is Maureen Stapleton as Big Mama.

I recall Nat and RJ promoting this, with great emphasis on how this was the uncensored version. Rob Lowe did the same thing, talking up his 90s version of Suddenly Last Summer. And you know what? The older, censored versions still had more oomph, and were better acted!

Cheers, Rick

Gregory Moore said...

Well-done! Another fine compendium of gents in tubs! Agreed on the Buster Crabbe photo. The very fuzzy guy in the tub is not, of course, Al "Fuzzy" St. John, Crabbe's sidekick, who didn't resemble the guy shown. Couldn't discern who this other fuzzy guy is.

Gingerguy said...

Leave it to you Poseidon, if there were two Actors I never would have thought I would ever see without clothing it would be Rod Steiger and George Sanders! Alan Bates was a gorgeous man and Oliver Reed is the kind of dirty I would like to try and clean up with a good scrub. That Modesty Blaise scene is just too weird.
These are great, just goes to show you can still come up with the goods on a good theme

Poseidon3 said...

Alan, it's not like the post or the pic have gone anywhere. You can still view them anytime you wish! The post:

https://neptsdepths.blogspot.com/2018/05/soap-studs.html

or the pic:

https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-IaF2WKej-J0/WusAhvhNAEI/AAAAAAAA9Lk/ZlWsAzWPaUQHkA9QamF2oaFAeuyPMCCMgCEwYBhgL/s1600/Tub05.jpg

Rick, I haven't really seen the whole thing. It's crazy, I know, but I obtain a lot of my pictures for this site while at work and so many times I don't do sound when I'm looking something up. I have earbuds that I can use but for some crazy reason, no matter WHAT I do, the volume is always faint even when everything is cranked up to the max (and there are several loudmouths who sit near me.) So I can't always fully absorb the things I'm watching if it's here at work. But nat's beauty did come through fully! LOL I can tell you, though, that I HATED Jessica Lange's attempt at Maggie opposite Tommy Lee Jones. I found her abysmal in that.

Gregory, the man in the bathtub is prolific 1940s and '50s (primarily western) character actor Emmett Lynn. Thanks!

Poseidon3 said...

Gingerguy, Sanders tended to stay covered up, but don't forget about (or perhaps you ought to try! - LOL) Rod Steiger in "The Illustrated Man" in which he was nude (from behind) and covered from stem to stern in tattoos. This was in 1969 before it was commonplace....... When I think of Terence and his (live!) goat milk bath in the middle of the desert, it reminds me of when Claudette Colbert took a bath in "asses milk" in the 1934 "Cleopatra" and it began to go bad, curdling and smelling, under the hot studio lights! Eeek! Thank you!

Martin said...

Ahhh, my ultimate fantasy: Robert Conrad in a bubble bath. The only thing missing is me....

jobj69 said...

Poseidon - these bathing photos have me feeling all bubbly!

Love the Alan Bates captures...he was an extremely sexy gent - chomping on that cee-gar (as my father referred to them), bearing his shapely tush AND sniffing his pit! Oh my.

Ryan O'Neal was never terribly shy with exposing his bum. I believe he also bared it in the film Partners, a buddy/cop movie, also starring John Hurt, about a gay cop teaming up with a straight cop (guess which one was the gay one) to investigate who is murdering gay male porn models. It was rather insulting to gays on many levels as much of the comedy centered around fey John Hurt. Ryan in his undercover work, uncovered himself acting as a male model for the photo shoot. Though the movie would seem very dated to watch today, it was a big thing for us in the early 80's to have some gay characters portrayed, even if a bit homophobic. Still, Ryan was at his hunky best.

And Jeff Bridges, be still my heart...such a handsome man - especially in his younger years (some of his really grizzled looks of the last several years did not tickle my fancy - cut that hair, Jeff! Trim that beard - or better yet, shave it off! lol). But - or should I say, butt - he is another who didn't shy away from nudity, as evidenced here and in the link to Winter Kills (thank you for including that - I need to catch that one). One of my favorite scenes of his gorgeous posterior - as well as one of his best performances - was in Starman, when he first goes through his human transformation. Hmmmm...I think I need to watch that again very soon...

Thank you again - stay well, everyone!

Poseidon3 said...

Hello jobj69 (typing that all the time makes me feel a tiny bit dirty! LOL), glad you enjoyed this trip down the drain. Alan Bates somehow seems underrated from my vantage point. Then again, we tend to live in a disposable society where only the most diehard classic names tend to live on... I recently watched some of "Partners." It's fascinating for how it presented gay people just pre-AIDS. I remember my parents watching it on cable and thinking it was funny. Then just a couple of years later paranoia and hatred set in, which they basically still have. :::sigh::: I haven't really gotten why Jeff Bridges has gone grizzly on us! It's one thing to do it briefly for a role, but somehow it's who he is now. I guess it's a relief from all sorts of silly-looking age-defying treatments, procedures and so on (which so rarely work on a man), but I personally feel that nothing keeps a man looking younger than a nice, clean haircut (and no dye.) But that's me. Thanks!