It's been a little while since my last
“Fun Find,” but I happened upon this latest one during a thrift
store forage and found some of the pictures interesting. So, in the
tradition of some other past finds of this ilk like The BodyPrincipal and Jim Palmer's Way to Fitness, I give you Arnold's
Bodybuilding for Men by Arnold Schwarzenegger, published in 1981.
(This cover is a bit of a cheat, by the way... the blonde never
reappears inside the book!)
In 1981, Schwarzenegger was a famous
bodybuilding champion, but was not yet the movie superstar he would
become in 1984 when The Terminator was released. Still, he was
reasonably hot, having not only just starred in Conan the Barbarian
(1981), but also picking up another Mr. Olympia win in 1980, his
seventh overall. That was a record until 1991, when another
contestant won eight (in a row!) Schwarzenegger remains, however,
the man who was the youngest winner ever, having received the title
at twenty-three in 1970.
One of his victories shown in the book
was this one in 1975 in which Lou Ferrigno came in third. In 1977,
Ferrigno and Schwarzenegger went head-to-head for the title role in
the TV series The Incredible Hulk. (See below) Schwarzenegger was deemed less
imposing height-wise than the nearly 6'5” Ferrigno who won the
part. (Schwarzenegger's height has been reported – and disputed –
as anywhere from 5”10” to 6'2”!) Needless to say,
Schwarzenegger went on to the arguably more desirable career as a top
Hollywood action hero for many years.
For the purposes of demonstrating
various exercise moves in this guide, Schwarzenegger enlisted the aid
of several friends and fellow athletes. This is Gilad Janklowicz, an
Israeli Olympian who later became a TV fitness personality with a
long-running show called Bodies in Motion and has morphed into a
video workout persona who's referred to as “Lord of the Abs!”
See below for a more recent glimpse.
In 1981, he was not yet the smooth,
tautly-pulled, rather plastic-looking person he is now, but was a
fit, fluffily-coiffed young man with hair on his chest. (Still, I
guess we mustn't complain since the man is now almost sixty! He was
twenty-seven at the time of this book.)
He also sports some flimsy, clingy
shorts. (And note that the original owner of this book actually
tried for a month or so to actually do these moves. You mean someone
bought these manuals for reasons other than the pictures?!?)
The '80s was a primo time for skimpy
workout wear. You would NEVER see such a thing in most gyms today,
where layers of long nylon shorts rule the day.
Fans of feet might get a lot of
enjoyment out of this guide since most of the participants are
barefoot throughout and many pictures include them.
Here we see Schwarzenegger giving
Janklowicz a guiding hand with his stretches. This one almost has a male pairs
figure-skating or ballroom dance quality to it! Ha!
Check out the tan lines around his
thighs.
This next gentleman doesn't seem to be
anyone known to the general public, but his name is Michael Morris.
We're getting into ferret country now. Ha!
Here, we see Mr. Morris bench-pressing
(it might just be me, but I swear he's lifting 20 lbs!)
Is pitching a pup tent one of the
exercises or just a side effect?
He's cute in a '70s, macho-clone sort
of way, but I didn't scan the one shot of his teeth, which are sort
of jack o'lantern-like. I like the hairy chest, though.
You can really get to know yourself
well through some of these.
REALLY????
This next guest is interesting in that
it is Jon Jon Park, the son of Schwarzenegger's boyhood idol and
eventual mentor Reg Park. Reg Park, an English, three-time Mr.
Universe who starred in five Italian-made sword and sandal films,
eventually moved to South Africa. His wife Mareon (seen below) was,
despite a rather stocky-looking build, a former ballerina. They were
married fifty-five years until Reg's death in 2007.
Despite a nearly twenty-year age
difference, Park and Schwarzenegger competed against one another in
their bodybuilding careers, but were close friends. Schwarzenegger
was inspired not only to become a bodybuilder by Park, but also
spurred on to become an actor by his example, especially by the
movies in which Park played Hercules (one of which was directed by
the great Mario Bava.)
Anyway, Jon Jon (and I can't deny I
have trouble taking anyone seriously who goes by the name “Jon
Jon”) swam on England's Olympic team and eventually coached the
South African National Swim Team (his parents had moved there in
recent years.)
Part of the book is devoted to
improvisational workouts done in places like hotel rooms. No idea
which hotel they were in that featured this mural and those ghastly
drapes, but this was 1981, not a year for stunning home or corporate
décor.
Next we see Jon Jon doing pull-ups on a
hotel bathroom doorknob! (I hope he's staying in a place with higher
quality doors than some of the places I've been in!!)
Then he's seen doing leg lifts on a
hotel bed (with all sorts of debris lying about.) I bet there are
plenty of Adam4Adam.com and Squirt.org members who have headed to a
hotel room somewhere and found a friend waiting in positions akin to
this!
For the section on teen fitness,
Schwarzenegger enlisted a Southern California high school student
named David Kingsdale. I can see snarky classmates getting rather
brutal with someone who's posing for a book in this manner. Maybe he
graduated before it was published?
He's a nice looking kid in great shape.
For some outdoor shots on the parallel
bars, Arnie got a little bit cutesy and decided to play peek-a-boo
through Kingsdale's arm...
..then Arnold showed him how to do
pull-ups and achieve a wedgie in the process...
In the lunges section, we get a little
glimmer of David Jr, even through these thick, starchy brand of
workout shorts which were everywhere in the late-'70s/early-'80s.
The final guest in the book is a man
named Daniel Bromstead. Check out the socks!
And look at his very special (and
hopefully free/provided!) tank top!
Arnold gets very up close and personal
with him in this scene, er, I mean shot.
Maybe it's just me, but there's
something sort of unsure, yet anticipatory, in this come hither pose.
He winds up showing a lot of upper
thigh in some of his photos, too.
As he's demonstrating various leg
lifts, we see more and more white skin near the end of his shorts.
Wait for it... wait for it.... Wow.
Arnold is back at the end of the book
to supply some of his favorite shots and poses. (I feel I should mention, too, that both of Schwarzenegger's idols - the beautiful Steve Reeves and the aforementioned Reg Park - believed in natural bodybuilding without any chemical enhancement, but that Schwarzenegger has admitted to using steroids before they were deemed illegal.)
This one gives us an eye-popping glimpse of his head(s.)
This one gives us an eye-popping glimpse of his head(s.)
Okay, so I'm unfairly poking fun at a
vintage manual, affixing homoerotica and camp onto something for
which it was not intended. But the sport of bodybuilding has always
had an aura of homosexuality around it, not to mention a massive
dollop of narcissism.
Lord knows that Mister S. has gone out
of his way to dispel any rumormongers where he is concerned (and
there have been some along the way), not only marrying and fathering
four children with his wife Maria, but simultaneously sleeping with
the family maid and impregnating her! Then there are the
multitudinous accounts of various female acquaintances, associates
and media personnel who've reported being groped by the man. Enough
already, we get it! LOL
I have no agenda where Schwarzenegger
is concerned. I just had to share some of the visual highlights of
this tome with you. It's hard to believe that more than thirty years
have passed since its publication!
Editor's Note: Maybe karma was trying to teach me something! I developed a "failed" root canal paired with an eye abrasion, which put me out of commission for four or five days recently, thus causing this post to come far later than intended. I just can't catch a break lately!! But, as Arnold said in The Terminator, "I'll be back!" I'm not yet ready to throw in the towel at The Underworld...
Editor's Note: Maybe karma was trying to teach me something! I developed a "failed" root canal paired with an eye abrasion, which put me out of commission for four or five days recently, thus causing this post to come far later than intended. I just can't catch a break lately!! But, as Arnold said in The Terminator, "I'll be back!" I'm not yet ready to throw in the towel at The Underworld...
5 comments:
I just have two words to say:
Bill Bixby
(reaches for fan and starts fanning violently in an attempt to keep from swooning)
Sorry about your ailments. Glad you are back
I knew my film-school BA in vintage gay porn would come in handy! The clone-like, porn-stached Mike Morris was pretty prolific model for Colt Studios. He posed nude and appeared in few of their short sex films. He was a big crush of mine when I was young (I lived in SF and he looked like 80% of the population). I had no idea about his teeth, but come to think of it, I can't think of a single image where he was allowed to smile except closed-mouthed.
I loathe Arnold on principle, but a friend worked with him on a forthcoming film and she said not only does the sexagenarian have a nude scene, but unlike most males she's done nude scenes with who work overtime to keep their modesty until the last minute, Arnold was the opposite extreme. Sitting and walking around nude even when unnecessary. That's my former governor, for you.
Hope you're doing better and thanks for a fun post!
Michael Morris is my favorite. Thanks to Ken, I'm looking up old Colt photos. And, I still have a few vintage mags he might be in.
Hold everything! Are you telling me that this nationwide best-selling fitness guide featured an actual Colt model as one of the participants!? OMG.... That is hilarious! Now I'm wondering if no one knew this or if anyone did know this before selecting him. I can't fathom Schwarz willingly putting an adult model (and porn star?) in his book. Wow...
Very interesting Ken, about Arnold's recent film work, but I think it's coming a bit late for most of his fan base to care very much! He needed to get naked more when he was in his prime. I, too, have found him distasteful in recent years, but occasionally he pops up in this blog, usually thanks to his fitting with with Speedo or bathtub shots, etc... I'm curious about this new movie, not that I will be likely to see it. I'll have to check it out. Thanks!
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