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Far more electrifying than Sensurround, or than any other effect in the movie, is the performance of Miss Ava Gardner as Remy Graff! Gardner, who was in semi-retirement at the time, took the role merely because she felt like spending the season in L.A. However, if you think she phoned her performance in and grabbed the money, think again. She acts, ACTS, A-C-T-S in all of her too few scenes and every frame of her portrayal is jaw-droppingly mesmerizing.
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Ava portrays here a popular type of the time that has since, unfortunately, fallen out of fashion. This would be the middle-aged, foul-mouthed, booze-loving shrew! I live for characters like this and learned all of my best cuss words from them. I’m talking about Stella Stevens in The Poseidon Adventure, Lee Grant in Airport ’77 and the delectably nasty Miss Gardner in this film. Some of her choice lines include, but are not in any way limited to: “Christ. If it wasn’t 7:30 in the morning, I’d have a drink!,” “BASTARD!!,” “You’re really going to see that Marshall BITCH aren’t you?” and “Laura, where’s my fathah? Laura! MY FATHAH?!”
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Gardner stunned the director Mark Robson when she determined that she was not only going to personally film sequences that included heavy falling debris, but also take part in the dangerous, draining and uncomfortable flash flood sequences that mark the climax of the picture. She was quite the trooper here, throwing all vanity to the wind (though, perhaps, not quite as far as Miss Shelley Winters did when she shot the world an underwater glimpse of her drawers in The Poseidon Adventure!) Gardner barely has a word to say in the last third of the film, conveying most of her thoughts through facial expression. She also has one gloriously hysterical moment careening back and
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Though this movie could hardly be described as “good,” it is mostly entertaining thanks to some interesting visual effects, some excellent, some not (the “not” including a truckload of plastic cows going over a bridge and an elevator crash that involves a blob of red paint coming over the screen!) This is a “box movie,” one of those 70s gems that features small headshots of the stars in a row of boxes at the bottom. George Kennedy (Heston’s buddy from Airport 1975, which was filming simultaneously with this) plays a cop who has a run-in with a car thief and winds up socking a fellow officer in the face in the front yard of a celebrity who would later go to jail herself for a similar offense – Zsa Zsa Gabor! (Miss Gabor is only mentioned, not shown.)
Lang, the producer of this film (which, by the way, was the fourth most successful film of its year despite an atrocious script – credited to Mario Pu
Another cast member of note is Victoria Principal as the big-busted sister of an entertainment promoter. In an
Still one more prominent female cast member (you know, Poseidon is all about the ladies in films, unless there’s a hunk present, which, in this case, there really isn’t!) is Genevieve Bujold. An actress not expected to be found in a disaster movie, she
Disaster nut that I am, I attended the Earthquake attraction at Universal Studios in Florida and practically licked a framed 8 x 10 of Ava that was posted in the lobby area. They asked for volunteers to be part of the attraction and my hand was up before the announcement was even finished. I made my way to an escalator and feigned reaction to imaginary tremors while they projected falling debris around me on a monitor for others to see. Taking a page from Gardner’s book, I threw myself into it so much that I broke my sunglasses in half! However, for thirty seconds, I was the star of my own disaster flick!
6 comments:
I REALLY LIKED THIS PIECE ABOUT AVA GARDNER IN "EARTHQUAKE"....
I TOO THOUGHT SHE DID A WONDERFUL JOB IN THIS FILM, AND WHEN IT WAS COMPLETED HER CO STARS, INCLUDING CHARLTON HESTON, PRAISED HER EFFORTS AS REMY GRAFF!!! BETWEEN ALL THOSE BIG, GREAT DISASTER FILMS OF THE 1970S'...IT WAS WONDERFUL TO SEE MORE MATURE STARS COMING OUT OF HIDING....THEIR BIG HOLLYWOOD NAMES, I'M CONVINCED, ADDED TO THE SUCCESS OF EACH FILM ITS SELF.....
THANK YOU FOR POSTING THIS WITH THE MOVIE STILLS FROM "EARTHQUAKE".
BEST WISHES,
BILLY RALPH WEEDEN.
Billy Ralph, Thanks for dropping in! I agree completely about the way stars who had apparently been set to the side by the viewing public could come back in these spectacles and let us see them again. I love that! Heston and Gardner had a really rough time during their first film together, 55 Days at Peking, and he dreaded working with her again, but this time they got along well and, as you say, he thought a lot of her and her work.
Take care,
Poseidon
THERES ALOT OF INTERESTING STUFF HERE ON POSIEDONS UNDERWORLD !! ITS GONNA TAKE A LITTLE WHILE TO GO THROUGH EVERYTHING !!
WHAT SUPRISED ME THE MOST WAS THE "ABORTION" SUBPLOT OF STEWART AND REMY GRAFF.....AND EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE I WILL COME ACROSS A SCENE STILL FROM "EARTHQUAKE" THAT WAS NOT IN THE FILM !! FOR INSTANCE THERES ONE WITH HESTON ON THE FLOOR WORKING A ROWING MACHINE....I'VE SEEN "EARTHQUAKE" SO MANY TIMES I ALMOST KNOW IT INSIDE OUT !! SO WHEN I HEAR OR SEE SOMETHING NEW - IT THROWS ME !!
I RECENTLY LEARNED THAT MARK ROBSON WANTED ACTRESS LEE GRANT TO PLAY REMY IN EARTHQUAKE....BUT IT WAS AVA GARDNERS GOOD FRIEND, MONICA LEWIS WHO ACTUALLY BROUGHT AVAS' NAME TO THE TABLE, THROUGH HER HUSBAND JENNINGS LANG....BOY...WHAT A TANGLED WEB WE WEAVE !!! I LOVE ALL THE TRIVIA...THANKS AGAIN FOR A GREAT WEBSITE....
BILLY RALPH WEEDEN.
Yes, the argument scene in the beginning of the film was originally longer and Chuck was doing more exercise during it, including the rowing machine, but as the scene got winnowed down, that disappeared.
Thanks again and have fun here!
PS - Lee got to play a very similar type of role later in Airport '77!
Dear Mr. "Poseidon": Merry Christmas. Thank you for your article about Ava Gardner. She was more than magnificent : she was a godess.
You are right when you write that the "Mayerling" film was "at times a very dull movie". Ava Gardner was magnificent, but O. Sharif was hopeless and not credible at all as the Austrian prince. It takes somebody as complicated, amazing, and mesmerizing as Helmut Berger (in Visconti's "Ludwig") to play a really believable "Mitteleuropa" grandee.
Why on earth was Debralee Scott inserted into the TV version??? Although I did love the Architects magazine with Stewart Graff on the cover that her husband is reading. The added creepy scene of Marjoe peeping on Rosa undressing was an atrocity.
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