Friday, August 20, 2021

Poseidon Quickies: This is Pretty "Good!"

Most of my regular readers know that I'm nutty for all-star casts as well as crazy for Dame Joan Collins. Yet somehow along the way, I never did see one of JC's earlier efforts, the multi-character crime drama The Good Die Young (1954.) It happened to be available for viewing not long ago and I took the opportunity to give it a look. I was gobsmacked at the list of names that made up its considerable cast list. It's possible that back when I first became obsessed with Collins in the early-1980s, the other people in this movie simply didn't register with me. But now, thousands of flicks later, most of them were very familiar to me, making it a fun experience to finally watch the thing.

The movie's poster is more than a little misleading, though it's not unusual for publicity to stretch the boundaries of reality in order to get butts into theater seats. This looks like some sort of femme fatale scorcher when in reality the movie is a deftly-intertwined yarn about four men on a criminal mission, whose reasons for being involved are relayed by flashback. I will be leaving some details of the plot out along the way to avoid spoiling things too much for those who wish to view it.

As the film begins, we meet (left to right) Laurence Harvey, Richard Basehart, Stanley Baker and John Ireland. Parked in a car on a damp evening, they are about to embark on some sort of criminal activity. Before they do, we step back in time to examine what brought them to this point.

Basehart, an American veteran of The Korean War, is seen asking his boss for a favor.

His boss, far more invested in the ticker-tape than in Basehart, refuses to allow his recently returned employee some time off he has requested. It seems Basehart is fretful about his wife, who is over in England seeing to her sick mother; a story he's beginning to doubt after her stay has been extended a couple of times.

Ultimately, he quits the job and flies across the ocean to confront his young spouse, played by Joan Collins.

Not only is she not cheating on him - as he had fretted - but she's carrying his child. This would be good news but for the fact that he has now quit his job!

Collins is devoted to her "sick" mother Freda Jackson. Jackson rather transparently keeps getting more ill each time the subject of Collins' return to America comes up. She has a built-in animosity towards her son-in-law.

Next we take a look at boxer Baker, who's about to take part in a match that could spell not only some decent money, but an opportunity for even bigger bouts in the future.

Most of his associates hold out little hope of him winning, even though their own position would improve if he did. Note the "No Smoking" sign, which doesn't seem to be affecting anyone in the room...!

Baker's wife Rene Ray wants him to stop fighting altogether. She can't even bring herself to watch her husband in the ring. She dreams of a house and children and a far more normal existence for the two of them.

Baker has a secret, though. His left hand has been injured prior to the fight. He convinces his manager to keep the injury to himself despite regulations to the contrary. 

The fight is really vigorously shot, with intense close-ups of Baker and his opponent and some eye-catching camerawork and action, especially considering the time (and budget!) In real life, the hirsute Baker was compelled to wax his chest for these scenes.

Baker takes a sound beating in the ring, but does emerge with a certain amount of prize money.

True to his word, and to Ray's great relief, he plans to retire from the ring and look for steady work of a physical nature so that they can build a more secure life together.

Then we come to Ireland, who is an air force soldier on leave.

His actress wife, played by Gloria Grahame, scarcely bothers to note his return to her world and proceeds to selfishly hobnob here and there with other people.

Grahame looks so different to me in this role for some reason. Sometimes she has a Susan Hayward-esque thing going on, though there's never any mistaking that voice!

Then finally there is Harvey as an unfaithful playboy, who spends as much time (and money) fooling around with gambling and women as he can.

Thing is... the money isn't his! He is at the mercy of his wealthy, devoted wife who spends an inordinate amount of her free time painting him in various elegant and aristocratic poses!

Said wife is portrayed by the always marvelous Margaret Leighton.

Harvey (who is usually a polarizing force for moviegoers - they either love him or hate him) affects a highly fey, posh demeanor, sporting a variety of pithy, carefree comments as he tries to milk 1,000 pounds out of his nearly exasperated spouse. We're expected to believe (and maybe it was so... how am I to know?!) that Harvey is such a staggering lover in bed that Leighton finally gives in one last time and agrees to hand him the money.

Baker, who's still recovering from his latest fight, vows to find work. Since a promising job is opening up right away, he puts off seeing to his injured hand until the day after so that he won't miss out on the opportunity for employment.

Unfortunately for him, in a rather excruciating scene, an act of chivalry in allowing a woman to enter a metal gate before him, leads to his already sore hand being crushed!

Agony isn't the word for it.

At the hospital, Ray is informed that her husband will never fight again, even if he should wish to because the hand has been damaged beyond repair.

With any work now hard to come by, Baker does what all too many such men have felt the need to do, which is pass his time in a pub. Here, he meets Basehart, who's been grappling with his own troubles.

Meanwhile, Harvey's plans hit a snag when Leighton finds out about his endless carousing. She tears the check up.

This causes Harvey to have to do the unthinkable, which is crawl to his estranged father (Robert Morley in a nice, wittily-acerbic cameo) and attempt to wring money out of him. But it's a no-go. 

Basehart is all set to take his (radiant) bride Collins back to America when they get a last minute phone call at the airport.

Her mother has thwarted their efforts to leave England by trying to kill herself! (Basehart soon realizes, though, that she has done so by swallowing three - count 'em - three sleeping tablets!)

Over at Ireland's place, his wife Grahame is still enjoying nights on the town (and in her bedroom, apparently!) with gentlemen other than her husband. This particular boy-toy is played by Lee Patterson.

She's startled to see her husband at home and he's understandably irritated by her brazen behavior.

After a couple of exchanges, Ireland (literally) has just about reached his limit.

Down at the local watering hole, Baker and Harvey have now met up. Harvey had been in attendance the night of Baker's last bout in the boxing ring.

Harvey is able to offer up a contact name for use in starting up a business for Baker with the prize money he took home. Baker is relieved to know that he has enough to launch a tobacco shop with an apartment upstairs for him and his wife Ray.

By now, all four men have met and become acquainted with each other.


Things just aren't great for any of them, though. Collins' mother is so horrible that it's beginning to affect her own health and well-being! Basehart needs to get them back to the U.S. and away from the gorgon, but he's run through all the money he had.

Even worse for Baker, his elation over seeing a way towards a future for him and his wife swiftly erodes when he finds out that the money he had saved is all gone!

He's in disbelief as Ray reveals to him how and why she had to use their nest egg.

Ireland is just plain done. He (literally) kicks Patterson out of his apartment and - in a rather silly moment - humiliates Grahame. He's now AWOL from the air force and needs money to flee with.

Harvey has finally hornswaggled Leighton into covering his 1,000 debt. But... in return, she wants him to come with her to Kenya! He is highly reluctant to commit to this and turn away from his freewheeling London lifestyle for life on a coffee plantation.

So he has hatched a plot. One of his squeezes works at a post office and has alerted him to a shipment of funds in the amount of 90,000 pounds! He talks his three pals into planning a heist which will solve all their money woes.

This brings us back to where the whole thing started. Four men in a car about to embark on a criminal proceeding.

It's a misty, dreary night which promises to get drearier for some. Remember, the title is The Good Die Young, so it stands to reason that not everyone is going to emerge with a happy ending. But I won't go any further into the story line than this. 

In addition to the chest-revealing boxing scenes, there is this brief glimpse of Mr. Harvey's lean and fit physique.

Ireland shows little more than this quick flash of his own chest while preparing to shower. Basehart remains buttoned-up throughout.

This was the first time Patterson was credited on a movie screen for his acting work. The Canadian performer had only been in the business one year at this stage. He waffled between movie parts and British television until moving to Hollywood in 1960. There, he became one of the stars of Surfside 6. Many roles on prime-time and daytime TV (he was key character Joe Reilly on One Life to Live) followed until his retirement in 1996. The never-married Patterson died in 2007 of lung & heart ailments at age 77.

In a wordless, but amusing, cameo is actress Sandra Dorne. She plays a paramour of Harvey's while he attends Baker's boxing match. Dorne was considered the "Diana Dors of the Bs."

Just the year before she had starred in Roadhouse Girl opposite Maxwell Reed, who was Joan Collins' husband from 1952-1956. As the 1970s dawned, Dorne worked less and less until 1987, passing away in 1992 at age 68. I mention these two performers first because they were not granted the same type of on-screen credit as the remainder of the principle cast received. The closing credits feature my favorite type of cast depiction!

In a strange turn of events, the copy of this film that I watched on TCM had the end credits in reverse order of billing. Some copies (like the DVD for example) have this switched so that the top-billed actors come first! I am doing them in reverse order.

Ms. Jackson was a prolific and notable stage actress who worked in the occasional movie. She was once described as being "too ferocious" for supporting roles. She had a memorable stage role as a ruthless boarding house matron which she repeated in Britain's first film to achieve an "X" rating (not XXX!) Twilight Women (1952) also featured Harvey and Ray as young lovers. After playing a witch in Clash of the Titans (1981), she retired, passing away in 1990 at age 82.

The portly Morley was a highly familiar face to moviegoers in everything from Marie Antoinette (1938) to The African Queen (1951) to Topkapi (1964) and many others. His wife of more than 50 years was the daughter of Gladys Cooper. Working until 1989, he passed of a stroke in 1992 at age 84.

The captivating Leighton possessed a fascinating face with a riveting gaze. She worked for Alfred Hitchcock in Under Capricorn (1949) and proceeded to a variety of movie roles. She also won two Tonys for her excellent work on the Broadway stage. In 1957, she married her costar here, Laurence Harvey, though the union was over by 1961. A few years later, she wed Michael Wilding, to whom she was married at the time of her premature death from multiple sclerosis in 1976. She was 53.

Every time I see Welsh actor Baker I'm more impressed than the last time and this is no exception. Not only do I find his severely angled features attractive, but the variety and passion he injected into his parts comes through beautifully. Having played tough and/or working class characters from the 1940s on, he proceeded to supporting parts in big-scale epics like Helen of Troy (1956) and The Guns of Navarone (1961.) His hands down triumph came with 1964's Zulu. Cut down by lung cancer at age 48 in 1976, he died before his knighthood by Queen Elizabeth II could be bestowed and also received a posthumous Emmy nomination for his work in the miniseries How Green Was My Valley. (Christopher Plummer won for The Moneychangers.)

I had never encountered Ray before this. The very pretty young lady distinguished herself on stage and was an accomplished singer as well. She also starred in the aforementioned Twilight Women (1952.) She segued out of screen acting in the mid-'50s and turned more to writing and painting as creative outlets. In 1975, she married her longtime love, the 2nd Earl of Midleton, thus becoming a Countess. She died in 1993 at the age of 81.

This film was aimed at an international audience, thus American stars were blended in with the British ones and that's how Ireland became part of it. After a start on the Broadway stage, he became a busy supporting actor in films with an Oscar nomination coming for All the Kings Men (1949), which went to Dean Jagger in Twelve O' Clock High. Always busy, he balanced supporting parts in films like Red River (1948) and Spartacus (1960) with leads in B films. Leukemia claimed him in 1992 at age 78.

Only 20 at the time of filming, this was already Collins' tenth movie. Her next project was the immense international project Land of the Pharaohs (1955) which led to a contract at 20th Century Fox and a raft of colorful, if ultimately disappointing, movies. Ever a master at reinvention (all the while maintaining that distinctive air of elegant glamour), she took the world by storm on Dynasty in 1981, becoming a household name in the process. In what has become an all-too-common occurrence by now, she is the sole principle cast member of The Good Die Young remaining alive today.

Ohio-born Basehart spent many years performing in movies such as Fourteen Hours (1951), Titanic (1953), Moby Dick (1956) and Portrait in Black (1960), but, like his on-screen wife Collins, his biggest legacy probably stems from a TV role. In 1964 he took the lead role on Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea, which ran for four years and was rerun many times thereafter. One of his lesser known credits was as the narrator on Knight Rider! Busy up until his death in 1984 of multiple strokes, he was 70.

Grahame was an inimitable screen persona with her pouty upper lip and highly distinctive voice. She found herself at home in a wide variety of projects, though her wheelhouse tended to be sultry dames who may or may not spell good news for her mates. Oscar-nominated for Crossfire (1957), losing to Celeste Holm in Gentleman's Agreement, and winning for her brief turn in The Bad and the Beautiful (1952), she also made quite a mark in Oklahoma! (1955), though her career began to slip some afterwards. TV roles and low-budget films dotted her later career. Plagued by a couple of breast cancer diagnoses, she eventually relocated to England where she died in 1981 at age 57.

Harvey was of Lithuanian descent, but came to the U.K. buy way of South Africa where he'd been raised. Quickly establishing himself in the British cinema of the late-1940s, he'd already worked with this film's director Lewis Gilbert twice: Scarlet Thread and There is Another Sun (both 1951.) If you tend to like him, this is one of his most vivid roles. If you don't, you can't wait for him to slink off the screen. He's photographed to decent advantage throughout nonetheless. Though he remained busy and in demand, he met an early demise like a few other folks in this movie. Stomach cancer claimed him in 1973 at only age 45.

The perfectly amazing Dame Joan Collins has been a working actress on movie screens for SEVENTY YEARS. Restless and ever-eager to work, not even a global pandemic could completely clear her schedule though a few promised projects bit the dust. She continues to act at every worthwhile opportunity. 
The remarkable Ms. Collins and her handsome hubby of 19 years, Percy Gibson, attend a West End opening just a few days ago!

The End!

Thursday, August 12, 2021

Fun Finds: Starlog, October 1980

I rescued this piece of sci-fi television history from potential oblivion in order to share it with you. I thought its subject matter would fit into the wheelhouse of many of my Underworld visitors' interests (and, natch, this era of TV is my own as well!) Starlog concerned itself with all realms of science-fiction, but this issue was particularly devoted to television offerings. We always dug Gil Gerard of Buck Rogers in the 25th Century, so it was a thrill to find his smiling face on the cover. 

What a fun photo of Gerard with his Buck Rogers costar Erin Gray.

At the time of this publication, I was also a huge fan of Harrison Ford and his Han Solo was my favorite aspect of the Star Wars movies (along with Carrie Fisher.) The chick in the lower-left corner... get a life! It was nothing more than a nod to his cavalier character. Of course he actually loved her, he just wasn't a marshmallow who goo-ily professed it. The letter with the headline "Surprise!" - that would happen to me...

I am agog over the response to "On Censorship." It relates to our world today so precisely that I was simply stunned to see it here from 31 years ago. By the way, it's fascinating that letters included the writers' complete addresses! Probably promoted pen pal-ish communication between sci-fi fans, but - wow - what a potential risk if anyone should strongly disagree with you.

The shaving of Persis Khambatta's head for Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979) was a real publicity goldmine at the time. The unknown beauty queen turned model turned actress had initially been slated for a proposed Star Trek TV series reboot, but it became a movie instead and she was thrust into an even greater spotlight. Personal issues including a brief marriage along with a serious car crash (followed a few years later by heart surgery!) didn't aid her ability to sustain a career. Sadly, she died of a massive heart attack in 1998 at only age 49.

Notorious Hollywood "creative accounting" with regards to Alien (1979) eventually led to a lawsuit. The issue wasn't resolved until 1983 when a sequel was planned. (And it - Aliens - didn't come to fruition until 1986!)

I guess I had no reason to know, but I never realized that George Reeves' Superman shirt was a bodysuit like this. Makes sense as it never came untucked! If anything, I'd have expected a full-length bodysuit with red trunks over it. Most surprising to me is that no one purchased William Shatner's Star Trek uniform! Interesting to see Somewhere in Time (1980), a movie I adore, mentioned. I wouldn't expect it in Starlog.

The TV-movie referenced in the first article "Follow Me If You Can" was filmed in 1979, but didn't make it to the airwaves until 1982 when it was retitled Mysterious Two. It had John Forsythe and Priscilla Pointer as the leaders of a cult, claiming to be aliens and seeking converts to their fold. The people the movie was based on eventually wound up being the leaders of the infamous Heaven's Gate cult, of which about 40 members committed mass suicide! I recently saw The Final Countdown (1980) for the first time and, though it wasn't stunning, it had its moments.

The movie "Air Raid" mentioned in the "Quick Takes" section was not directed by special effects whiz Douglas Trumbull (who intended to cast Paul Newman and Jane Fonda in it!) Plans were scuttled when Trumbull's current movie Brainstorm (1983) ran into production problems in the wake of Natalie Wood's sudden death. The story had a tormented, decade-long trip to the screen when it finally emerged as Millennium (1989) starring Kris Kristofferson and Cheryl Ladd! Strangely enough, I just saw Raise the Titanic (1980) for the first time not long ago as well. It was also rather underwhelming for me, though it's interesting that it was made before anyone realized that the ship had broken in two before descending to the ocean floor. The Apple (1980) was a notorious FLOP, which I have profiled here (and whose star, Catherine Mary Stewart, was my first celebrity interview at P.U.!)

Erin Gray might be enthusiastic about the season two changes for Buck Rogers, but, as it turned out, her role not only became more peripheral, but her character lost much of its authority and her costuming moved into the realm of bimbette!

It's fascinating to see her gushing over changes that would ultimately render her pointless on the show. As far as I'm concerned, the second (and last) season of the show suffered from never using luscious Pamela Hensley even once!

Thom Christopher's Hawk wasn't an uninteresting addition to the show, but most of the rest of the changes wound up being dire. It was cancelled after 11 episodes.

Mantley not only "got rid" of Gray's colonel image, he got rid of the show, period... Gray can be seen these days in TV ads for Cognium, a memory-improving supplement.

Remember me??

I suspect it's FAR more complicated now, but time was that an aspiring writer could submit scripts to his or her favorite shows and they might be accepted! I can recall reading once that a person attempting to do this should pick a show in the Top 30 so that the chances would be good that the series would still be on the air by the time the script was purchased! Thus, this writer's guide for Space: 1999 is interesting as it demonstrates some of the info needed for anyone who might have submitted a script.

Granted, this would not have been available to every Joe Schmo on the street, but it nonetheless gives a little insight as to what the show's producer felt was necessary for a potential scribe to know. Space: 1999 is another show whose second season is quite different from its first (and that season was also its last!) Incidentally, the two characters "yet to be cast" did not wind up being Italian. Australian Nick Tate and English/French-Burmise Zienia Merton filled those roles. 

More mid-series tweaking going on... So many shows lose the element that made them hits in the first place and often the attempts to perk them up fall flat. (Cousin Oliver of The Brady Bunch, anyone?)

Interesting notes on budgetary concerns with The Incredible Hulk. Back in the days of film (not video) and practical special effects (not CGI), the costs and logistics were really something to contend with.

These articles weren't terribly long and were continued on one more single page, so I scanned the remainder of them. If you don't know, Mork and Mindy ultimately married on the show and had a baby played by Jonathan Winters...! As for Hulk, it ended after five seasons despite being 35th in the ratings. A series of TV-movies came later which only ended due to Bill Bixby's fatal bout with cancer.

There are a lot of titles bandied about here that don't ring a bell with me! And I was a Saturday morning cartoon fiend. As for the prime-time things mentioned, I don't recall Irwin Allen having produced anything like the "Fantasy Project" mentioned. He did concoct a star-filled, if rather dreary, rendition of Alice in Wonderland, though, that didn't get off the ground until 1985. The Electric Grandmother did see life in 1982, as a TV-movie with Maureen Stapleton.

I do recall watching Thundarr the Barbarian, short-lived as it was. For reasons unknown, I always confused it with The Herculoids! (And, no, the latter show was not about Hercules enduring a painful medical condition... LOL)

British sci-fi shows tended to have their very own feel, which U.S. audiences either ate up like crazy or which left them cold. I can recall being a bit taken aback as a child when several of these series would be broadcast in (early) video versus the more familiar film and I was far more attracted to filmed programming.

I have to confess I RAN from Doctor Who and have still never seen any version of it, despite its enduring popularity. I'm still reeling from the fact that Pier Paolo Pasolini convinced star Tom Baker to appear fully nude in The Canterbury Tales (1972), a very earthy take on the literature classic and one of a trilogy of similar movies he helmed.

Now here is a program I have never, ever seen! I have heard of it before, but prior to this article I really knew less than nothing. It was way before my time and I don't recall ever having seen the show Tom Corbett, Space Cadet rerun.

It's interesting to read up on the backstory of the program from TV's earliest days. I suspect any surviving copies of the show are pretty rough-looking, but how fun that they were trying to demonstrate anti-gravity as seen in the top picture.

Amazing that the show was done live and yet the actors played multiple roles and the sets were re-dressed during commercials! Then again, we pull of things like this on the stage all the time.

When I was a teen in the mid-'80s, the term "space cadet" had a whole new meaning! It was part of the "Valley Girl" vernacular and referred to someone with a lot of air between their ears. Ha!

Frankie Thomas only performed one (unbilled) role after Space Cadet went off the air in 1955. He had many other interests, however, including bridge. Remaining a bachelor until his late-60s, he lived to be 85 when he passed away of respiratory failure in 2006. Per his request, he was buried in his Tom Corbett uniform.

It's important to note with an article like this that there was really no such thing yet as "home video" in any form. If you had a desire to see something once more, you had to know when it was on, be home at that time and make sure no one interrupted you! No recording, no pause or rewind. That's why the fact that a cancelled series being re-run in 2-hour movie form warranted four pages in this magazine.

This was a fun full-page poster from the original Battlestar Galactica series.

For any completists out there, I give you the rundown of these repackaged episodes.

Look at the size of this paperweight, then look at the prices of this paperweight! In 1980, that was a pretty penny. I found one of the silvertone ones on eBay that lists for $147.48 (located in Australia!)

This was a great chance to hear from one of Star Trek's more controversial figures, the producer who handled the third and final season of the show.

If nothing else, he produced the oft-mentioned episode in which William Shatner's Kirk was manipulated into kissing Nichelle Nichols' Lt. Uhura. As for The Tholian Web, it's interesting to me because by 1987, I thought I had seen every single episode of Trek, but somehow this one had totally escaped me. I rented it on video (!) and was delighted to see it. It is one of the better installments from the show.

One more often heard from the other side of Freiberger's skirmishes, but his take is presented here.

Now I want to read about his experiences with The Landaus on Space: 1999!

Heavens, yes, I remember the impact of John Williams' music for Star Wars (1977.) It was incredible to my 10 year-old ears. (Needless to say, his work on Jaws in 1975 had already turned the world on its ear!)

As a longtime fan of John Barry's music, I appreciated his work on The Black Hole (1979), a movie that didn't exactly live up to its potential.

The editor's high hopes for Buck Rogers didn't turn out to be warranted. (And apres po of nothing, I thought it was a woman until I got to the name at the bottom! Howard may have been more futuristic than he realized.)

I leave you with this mask ad on the inside back cover. I dunno, for some reason it made me chuckle that the the devil was for some reason so much cheaper than everything else!

The End!
By the way, there is a NSFW snippet showing Who's Who on Tumblr, for those not willing (or able) to sit through The Canterbury Tales. Click here. I happen to really like the film and the others, The Decameron (1971) and Arabian Nights (1974), though they are not for everyone.