Friday, October 17, 2014

Sit Still for a "Portrait"

Considering how much we adore the cinematic output of Ross Hunter and worship the shellacked gloss that comes with most any Lana Turner performance, there really haven't been that many tributes done in The Underworld to the movies of Miss T., be they produced by Hunter or not. Today, we're making up for that with a closer look at the deliciously, relentlessly overwrought Portrait in Black from 1960.

The story told in this film first saw the light of day in the form of a stage play in the mid-1940s, featuring Geraldine Fitzgerald. A Broadway production of it ran during the late spring-early summer of 1947 and starred Claire Luce, an elegant, beautiful blonde actress who'd been one of Fred Astaire's favorite dancing partners until a hip injury drew that part of her career to a close.

The rights to the play were snapped up by Universal and over the years there were various attempts at turning the property into a movie. One planned rendition around 1950 would have been directed by Carol Reed and starred Joan Crawford. By 1959, the property was being dusted off again with Laurence Harvey in mind as the male lead, but after several shifts in casting options (with Louis Jourdan, Van Johnson, Richard Burton and Peter Finch being bandied about) that was not to be. Instead, Anthony Quinn, known for playing rugged, earthy ethnic parts, was placed opposite glamour queen Lana Turner in the 1960 Ross Hunter production.

From the moment the credits begin, we know we're in for drama, drama, drama (and laughs, laughs, laughs!) Each principle cast member has their face shown, then the picture flips to a negative, rendering him or her “black” as they then form a sort of “line-up.” The always rapturous (and always gleefully unrestrained!) music of Frank Skinner plays along, though it must be noted that the “theme” for this film was composed by two other people. No matter. Skinner's score is its own character throughout the piece, especially when anything dramatic happens (which is about every 45 seconds!)
We meet San Francisco shipping magnate Lloyd Nolan, an embittered, driven, bedridden man who forcefully exerts his will over the minions around him from his Nob Hill home. He barks out memos and letters to faithful secretary Virginia Grey and demands explanations from second-in-command Richard Basehart for the most benign offences or irregularities.

He's also impatient with his seemingly-loyal doctor Anthony Quinn, who isn't allowed to let a medical emergency stand in the way of his daily intravenous shot of pain medicine and sedative to the crotchety Nolan. He has two children, Sandra Dee and Dennis Kohler, but we don't witness any tenderness towards them either.

Mostly, though, he saves his venom for his stunning wife Lana Turner. She makes attempts to see to his needs, fluffing his pillow and providing water, etc...but he'll have none of it, snarling at her that she's suffering from a “love deficiency” and describing himself as being “half alive” right about the time she's crossing by his crotch, at which she does sneak a peek!
She soothes her anguish in the arms of their little boy Kohler, (Dee is her stepdaughter, a child from Nolan's first wife) though that hardly fills the bill. Turner has several servants, the two primary ones being chauffeur Ray Walston and housekeeper/governess Anna May Wong. Neither one is particularly felicitous to Turner, either. Walston has a considerable gambling problem and Wong seems more loyal to her prior mistress, now-deceased, in a vague nod to Judith Anderson in Rebecca (1939.)
Turner, all decked out in one of her many fabulous Jean Louis get-ups, has Walston bring the car around. (What on earth is more glamorous than asking someone to “bring the car around?”) As she readies to leave, she meets Dee on the stairs and has to defend herself for wanting out of the suffocating environment she exists in and has for three straight days. Dee clearly cannot stand her.
Then Walston drives Turner downtown where she heads into I. Magnin, a famous department store of the time. But she scarcely looks at the items before scurrying out another exit to hail a cab and race to Quinn's apartment where the two embrace in love. He's been offered an amazing opportunity in Zurich, Switzerland and has decided to take it, leaving her crestfallen.

After some tormented exchanges of love, regret and even some finger chewing (they can't chew the scenery because Quinn's apartment is liberally decorated with “Paintings from the Martin Lowitz Gallery “), they come to the horrifying conclusion that while they can't be together, they also can't be apart. The one thing standing in their way is the craggy, nasty Nolan.
Quinn determines that with just one tiny air bubble in the syringe he uses each evening to administer Nolan's medicine, they can be rid of the impediment to their relationship. Turner is mortified, but not to the extent that she dissuades Quinn from proceeding with the homicidal plan.

The next morning, a Gregorian-gowned Turner leads Quinn into Nolan's room where the dastardly deed is to take place. As Quinn heads up the stairs, the combination of visuals, acting, object proportion and peerless Frank Skinner score combine to form a staggeringly divine camp overload!

Meanwhile, Dee has been entertaining a romance with young tugboat owner John Saxon. It seems Saxon's father was cheated by Nolan, leading to a suicide via carbon monoxide. Now, though, Dee tells Saxon that her father has agreed to give him a hefty shipping contract, more or less confirmed by the smiling wink of Nolan's secretary Grey as Dee left his office. In fact, Nolan had called Saxon personally that morning to offer it as well.

(I nearly croaked when I saw this horrendous get-up on Miss Dee because, though she wears it for speedboating in this movie, it was worn a year later by Connie Stevens in Susan Slade, 1961, as a horseback-riding ensemble! Howard Shoup merely tacked a large button on the lower front. It's an all-occasion atrocity that somehow was shifted from the costume racks of Universal to the ones at Warner Brothers and is unforgettably hideous!)

Trouble is, while Dee and Saxon are prematurely celebrating, she can see her father's office building and the flag is being lowered, signalling that Nolan is no longer with us. A surreal graveside funeral service has the black-clad, umbrella-wielding cast being drenched in rain as they pose in front of a clearly artificial backdrop painting right out of the Hitchcock playbook.

Turner, despite having helped to dispose of the horrible Nolan, is climbing the walls in guilt and anxiety. Early one night while tossing and turning and unable to sleep, she hears Nolan's mechanical bed being raised and lowered, calling for some amusingly wide-eyed emoting from our leading lady.

She then cannot prevent herself from calling up Quinn and declaring, panic-stricken, that she must see him as soon as possible even though he has told her it's too dangerous a) for her to call him and b) for them to see each other so soon after Nolan's demise. She won't take no for an answer, though, so he says he'll drop by soon.

The next morning, Turner opts to conduct business with the newly-advanced Basehart in her bedroom, complete with sleeveless, fur-accented nightie. He wants her to sign over Nolan's power of attorney to him, but doesn't stop there. He also professes his attraction to her and makes it clear he'd like to replace Nolan not only in the boardroom but in the bedroom! Needless to say, with Quinn already on deck, she isn't at all interested in this and does her best to shoo him away.

Anyway, Saxon's dreams of achieving financial success with his inherited company and, ultimately, marrying Dee are stifled when Nolan's death occurs and with it his supposed contract. Saxon indignantly confronts the cutthroat new head of the company, Basehart, and is told that the deal is going through with another company.

When Saxon calls upon Grey to confirm that the contract was his, she is intimidated by Basehart into backing up his shady story. Saxon leaves, disgusted and highly threatening towards Basehart.

Quinn stops in to visit Turner where they can scarcely scrape out an uninterrupted moment together. Dee, in fact, comes upon them during his visit which Turner explains away with a rash of severe headaches. Quinn emphasizes to Turner that in order for them to ultimately be together, they must try to stay apart for now. However, as he's leaving the house, Turner squeals his name and reveals a shocking piece of mail that's come to her from Carmel, CA.
The printed note reads: “Congratulations on the success of your murder.” This sends our illicit lovers into a tizzy as they struggle to figure out who is now potentially going to blackmail them! Quinn is feverish with angst over this recent development and has to back out of surgery when he looks upon the patient and instead sees Nolan's face. (The surgery scene, by the way, evolves into a hilarious symphony of bad eyebrows popping up over the participants surgical masks!)
Secretary Grey has had second thoughts about the way she helped to give Saxon the shaft, so she secretly obtains papers that reveal that it was not Nolan, but Basehart, all along who had helped to wreck Saxon's father's business, leading to suicide. She meets Saxon and Dee to hand over the papers, tearfully revealing that she'd carried something of a torch for Nolan, whose tender side few people (including the viewer!) ever got to see.

Quinn and Turner meet in a park (with our gal wearing what appears to be a charred hunk of leafy cabbage on her head) to discuss their sticky situation. By now, Quinn has decided that it is the arrogant and devious Basehart who sent Turner the blackmail letter and determines that the time has come to perform another murder!

Turner gives the servants the night off and lures the smitten Basehart to her house under the guise of giving him her proxy for a pending board meeting. He comes bearing a large corsage and its all she can do to tolerate him until he's gone.

Once he's exited the house, Turner hesitates before using the drapery cord to signal a waiting Quinn that the time has come, essentially pulling the plug on Basehart as she tugs the cord of the curtain. Basehart heads off in his car to a spot where Quinn has prepared to shoot him dead. Unfortunately, with the timing off, Quinn misses and Basehart heads back to Turner's to call the police.

She is beyond stunned to see him arrive and tries to delay calling the police, pretending that a call from Quinn is actually one from Dee so that it will give Quinn the clue that Basehart is there and planning to involve the authorities. Basehart even has the make of the car and part of its license number! Unfortunately for Turner, Basehart sees that the corsage he gave her is lying in the fireplace, having survived on her shoulder about three nanoseconds after his departure.

When he then finds out that it was not Dee who called before, he explodes and begins roughing Turner up all over the living room. Quinn arrives in time to dispose of Basehart, but all the scuffle wakes up Kohler. Turner shuffles him off to bed before Quinn informs her that in order to shift the blame from themselves, they need to drive him up the coast where his car can be knocked over a cliff onto the rocky shore.

Since Quinn needs someone to follow him up there in his own car while he drives Basehart's, he turns to his true love to do it only, surprise, Turner doesn't know how to drive!! An already shaky plan becomes rather lunatic now as a stop-'n-start Turner rumbles and rattles her way on to the street.

Of course the drive up the coast cannot be without event. First, she has to contend with a zooming streetcar. Next, the couple is separated by a train crossing, with Quinn trapped on one side with a patrol car nearby. Then Turner careens around the Pacific Coast Highway with no regard for the painted lines on the road.

Finally, her trials become even more horrendous when it starts to pour rain and she has no earthly idea how to turn on the windshield wipers!! (Rumor has it that this is the level of diffusion Lucille Ball requested during Mame, 1974, but she only got about 80% of it!) Turner just happens to give up and frantically pull off the road right where Quinn is waiting to dump poor, hapless Basehart.

By now, she is hysterical, but Quinn is able to get the two of them back home. The next day, Saxon finds himself in hot water because his threats against Basehart were captured on a dictaphone he'd been using in his office that day and now that he's been killed, Saxon is the chief suspect.

The police also question Turner, though, and while she is trying to peddle her version of the previous night to the police, Kohler interrupts to ask about “Petah Gunn” and Dee interjects that she knows Turner is wrong about some of the timing of the events.
Dee runs to Quinn, unaware that he's a part of anything, and tries to convince him of Turner's involvement in a murder plot. He manages to sway her somewhat with an emphatic denial. Quinn then becomes distraught and, as the Hippocratic Oath is read aloud on the screen, he wanders around full of aguish at what his life has become. He decides that he has to leave, even without Turner.
He goes to see Turner in person once more only to find that another blackmail letter has arrived! This one congratulates her on the second “venture,” i.e. murder! So Quinn knows that there is still an extortionist lurking out there somewhere and it wasn't even Basehart. When he sees Walston packing up the trunk of a car for a slick getaway, he begins to believe that he's been the one all along.

Things come to a dramatic head as Quinn, Walston and Turner confront one another, followed by Dee getting involved in the whole mess as well. Before the story has ended, Turner is left standing in a window frame (dressed in dark red, not black!) forming something of a portrait, having painted herself into a corner from which she cannot escape.

No fan of glossy, unintentionally amusing melodramas can afford to miss Portrait in Black. It is so lavishly appointed throughout, with splendid art direction, David Webb jewelry and all the other customary Ross Hunter attributes. Hunter was at the height of his powers here, having just done Pillow Talk the year before (whose director, Michael Gordon, took the helm here) and Midnight Lace this same year. Of course, the monster hit Imitation of Life (1959) had also starred Turner, marking a fast reunion for these two. In 1966, they'd do a third and final collaboration, Madame X. Unusually, for a film of this type, the cinematography (by the skillful Russell Metty) is loaded with darkness, shadows and silhouettes, though most of my pictures don't depict it.

These were whirlwind times for Ms. Turner. Her Oscar nomination for Peyton Place (1957) was followed by a sordid homicide scandal in her home in which her abusive lover was killed by her daughter, all played out in the newspapers and on television. Her career in danger of imploding, she soared back to the top with Imitation, whose plot line included mother-daughter troubles. Portrait reunited her with Dee, who'd played her daughter in Imitation.

Though her career wouldn't remain at such a level for long, she continued to appear sporadically in movies and limited TV appearances until the mid-'80s, dying of throat cancer in 1995 at age seventy-four. Movie fans tend to be divisive over Miss Lana's talent or lack thereof, but to me she is a perfect movie star; glitteringly beautiful, emotionally-committed and with a carriage and demeanor that dares you to look away. (If she had a big weakness in my book, it was that the stylized, studied quality that made her dramatic acting so effective could be dastardly forced and stiff whenever she was playing “intentional” comedy.)
For a woman who had some considerable real-life challenges with her daughter (which mended happily in the end), she had a tendency to connect very lovingly with on screen sons, as she does here and in Madame X. She also elicits a degree of sympathy for this character, while someone like Joan Crawford would probably have been harder, stronger and less believable as the put-upon wife. Let's put it this way: it's not that hard to picture Lana as a neurotic, desperate woman possessed with passion! In fact, some scenes in Portrait probably hit a little close to home, such as Basehart knocking her around.

Many folks simply could not buy Quinn in this part, as they were used to him playing Indians, gypsies, bandits and other assorted rough-hewn types, but he really gives his all to the part. I do believe he even tears up at times, which was not exactly the norm for a 1960 studio film leading man. Some might say he gave the role and the movie more than it was worth. Soon after this, he had a string of memorable movies including The Guns of Navarone (1961), Lawrence of Arabia (1962) and Zorba the Greek that propelled him to the upper echelon of movie stardom. He'd already won one two Supporting Actor Oscars by this time (for Viva Zapata!, 1953, and Lust for Life, 1957) and been nominated for Best Actor for Wild is the Wind (1958), losing to Alec Guinness for The Bridge on the River Kwai. Zorba would also net him a nomination, but that went to Rex Harrison in My Fair Lady. Quinn worked right up until his death in 2001 at age eighty-six, also from complications of throat cancer.

Basehart had begun working in movies in the mid-1940s, making marks with He Walked by Night (1948), Fourteen Hours (1951) and La Strada (1954) among many others. He was admittedly ill-suited to conventional leading man roles and so pursued parts with increased character or villainy to them. However, he is probably best known by many as the star of TV's Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea (1964-1968.) He worked right up until his death in 1984 at age seventy from a series of strokes.

Dee is another actress who tends to be an acquired taste. Highly skilled at a young age and very fresh and effervescent, she segued from modeling and commercials into films in 1957. What followed was a brief period of intense popularity with Gidget, Imitation of Life and especially A Summer Place (all 1959!) among the hits. Still only eighteen at the time of Portrait, she was attempting to move into more adult parts, but sort of looked like a girl playing dress-up in the often-stodgy clothes she was given. (She also was a longtime anorexic, impossibly skinny for much of her young life.)

A roller-coaster marriage to singing sensation Bobby Darin kept things humming, but her type of appeal was completely out of favor by the latter part of the 1960s. With her career and marriage both on the rocks, she endured a lot of personal trauma and heartache, resulting in alcohol and drug problems. She died, all too soon, at sixty-two in 2005 of kidney disease, but not before pulling things together enough to do the play Love Letters with John Saxon, a three-time former costar.

Saxon began working in films in the mid-1950s and was something of a teen idol, too, but unlike many, he proceeded to a lifelong career rather than being tossed aside when tastes shifted. (His dark, potentially-threatening, looks might have helped with that regard versus the blond beach types who ran adrift.) Still working today at seventy-nine, he has enjoyed a sixty-year career in movies and TV by this point.

Walston was a successful Broadway actor who debuted in films with 1957's Kiss Them for Me with Cary Grant before immortalizing himself in two big-screen musical adaptations in 1958, South Pacific and Damn Yankees!, for which he'd previously won a Tony Award. In 1963, he costarred with Bill Bixby on My Favorite Martian, which ran until 1966 and became an iconic role for him (though he regretted the typecasting that came with it afterwards.) Later in life, he won two Emmys (and was nominated for a third, losing to costar Fyvush Finkel) for his curmudgeonly work on Picket Fences. He died in 2001 at the age of eighty-six from lupus.

The staggeringly slim Grey, as has been mentioned here before, was producer Hunter's “good luck charm” and he used her as often as he could in supporting roles. (The one notable time he didn't was the 1973 debacle Lost Horizon!) Having worked in movies since the late-1920s, she retired after the Hunter-produced miniseries Arthur Hailey's The Moneychangers in 1976. She was eighty-seven when heart failure claimed her in 2004.

Kohler enjoyed a brief but reasonably steady career as a child actor, mostly on television, from 1955-1960. While he was appealing enough in appearance, his voice and delivery ranged from mildly annoying to downright grating, though it must be said that this style of acting for youngsters was the standard for the time. 1960 was the last year he is credited with anything on screen and one presumes that Quinn and Turner didn't just add him to the body count of Portrait in Black! LOL

Nolan had portrayed the fair and concerned doctor in Peyton Place (1957) with Lana Turner before appearing as her sour husband here. Having begun film work in the mid-1930s, he continued to act right up until his death from lung cancer in 1985 at age eighty-three, his final film being Hannah and Her Sisters (1986.) Like several other folks in this movie, he soon segued to a successful TV series afterwards, his being Julia, opposite Diahann Carroll from 1968-1971 and for which he was nominated for an Emmy (losing to Don Adams of Get Smart.) He'd already won one previously, though, for playing Captain Queeg in a 1955 televised version of The Caine Mutiny Court-Martial.

Of special interest in this cast is Wong, who was rare indeed, for she was an Asian star of the Hollywood silver screen when such a thing was practically unheard of. Working in silents from 1919, she carved out a career for herself even though at the time she was severely limited in what roles she could play due to her Chinese heritage. In fact, it was against the law then in many states for mixed races to marry, thus she wasn't eligible for most leading lady roles since the films would be shown nationwide and such romances were deemed inappropriate for the most part.
She found herself portraying a lot of colorful character roless like delicate blossoms or dragon ladies, though what she wanted most was just a real, true role; a person, not a type. Probably the biggest let down/insult of her career was when the 1937 epic The Good Earth was being produced and a role she seemed born to play was given to Austrian Luise Rainer (who won an Oscar for it.) Wong was told she was “too Chinese looking to play a Chinese character!”

She did successfully work in Europe for a time, including an appearance on stage opposite Laurence Olivier, and work in several films, but could never catch much of a break in the U.S. unless in exotic parts (which, ironically, offended her own fellow Chinese, meaning she simply couldn't win.) Her small role in Portrait seemed to signal a comeback in the movies after an eleven year absence for Hunter planned to use her in Flower Drum Song (1961), but Wong died of a heart attack at only age fifty-six before she could play the part. She was replaced by Juanita Hall (of Bloody Mary fame in South Pacific.)

I cannot say enough about the tremendously insane music of Frank Skinner in this movie. It truly is another character, punctuating everything and anything, but also oftentimes creating something out of nothing. There are bound to be critics of it, but for me it's all just part of the big, glitzy, overdone package and has no equal. Interesting to note, though, is that many years later, Jerry Goldsmith adopted a few of the ideas found here into his Basic Instinct (1993) score, which was gripping, but also at times over the top as well.

Lastly, I give you a glimpse at the tie-in book for this movie. As this began as a play before being turned into a film, a third party was hired to forge the material into a novel, but note how the text on the cover seems to convey that this was an existing novel now being turned into a movie... clever! Miss Lana never shows that much skin in the movie either.

The back cover has a description so over-the-top sultry as to be hilarious. It's almost as if Blanche Devereaux took a crack at writing it. The closest the movie ever comes to any of this is Turner gnawing at Quinn's hands as if he had cookie dough smeared on them!


Anonymous said...

I had never heard of this movie before, so thank you for reviewing it. I have never been a big fan of soap-opera-style melodramas of the 50s, and yet, sometimes you'll find me watching Jane Wyman going blind, Dorothy Malone doing the mambo, and Lana Turner and Juanita Moore becoming friends and roommates in less than 5 minutes. So now I can add Portrait in Black to that list, especially if Carol Reed had directed it with Joan Crawford as the star of the movie! That would have been a hoot!

angelman66 said...

Poseidon, kudos on this delightfully in-depth article and amazingly curated photos--you've captured the deliciously over-the-top appeal of this quintessential Lana Turner soap opera!

I've only just come to love this picture because I bought the DVD double-feature for Madame X, an old favorite from way back, and had only seen Portrait in Black once I've watched it several times and love it almost as much as Madame X.

Hail Queen Lana - that bejeweled, bewigged, bedazzling Movie Star icon who inspired many a drag queen and practically invented the camp classic genre.

I love your blog and visit often!

Dave in Alamitos Beach said...

Did they have a twofer sale on cheap "ash blonde" wigs at the Wig Warehouse or something? Lana and Sandra seem to have the exact same "hair." And they're not playing biological mother and daughter? How odd.

I am currently reading Pictures At A Revolution and they have nothing nice to say about Ross Hunter, but based on this review and my own experience with Lost Horizon, I'd kind of have to agree with the criticism.

And I have loved John Saxon for years. I occasionally mix him up with John Gavin, but Saxon was less square I think and wore tight clothes for many years. Thanks John!

rico said...

I've had a hankering to see this flick for awhile...I think the time has come, thanks to your tasty take on Portrait in Black!

I remember reading one critic saying Anthony Quinn looked and acted like it was the first time he ever wore a suit...that quip always made me laugh.

John Saxon was quite the dark hottie, in my book!

As for the women, I must say judging from your photos, Lana never looked lovelier in her latter day career, as she does here.

Sandra Dee is one of those sugary sweet perky blondes like Debbie Reynolds or Doris Day, who always gave me an ice cream headache! I will take tart brunettes like Liz, Ava, or even Susan Kohner any day of the week!

Thanks again, for your fun and fantastic writing,


NotFelixUnger said...

This is another one of those movies I am amazed I have never seen. I've never even heard of it. Till now.

Though I love many Lana Turner movies I've never been a big fan of hers or Quinn. I do realize saying that is akin to heresy in certain quarters, but frankly I've never been fascinated by either one.

Still, I LOVE John Saxon. Even today is a portrait of older, daddy studlyness. But it looks like in this movie he was absolutely adorable. Not the sexy hunk I fell in love with in the 70s but the 2nd cousin, once removed, I think I can do him adorable.

I am also very curious about Wong, Hunter and the soundtrack you speak so highly of. I'm going to order the movie from Amazon tonight.

Thank you for my continuing education in film!

Poseidon3 said...

Armando, this is sort of "Imitation of Douglas Sirk" but I think there are enough moments to love that it won't be a disappointment! Same to you, Rico and Not Felix!

Angelman/Chris, we are on the same page. I have worshiped the movie "Madame X" since I was a young child and, though I had seen it once before long ago, my appreciation for "Portrait" came when I bought the DVD two-pack and revisited it in all its widescreen splendor. Of course, "Love Has Many Faces" also has a very special place in my heart thanks not only to Lana and her "Million Dollar Wardrobe" but also to Hugh O'Brian and his seven dollar swim trunks! ;-)

Dave, I wouldn't expect a book about the importance of "Bonnie and Clyde," "The Graduate," "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner" and "In the Heat of the Night" to hold any reverence whatsoever to Ross Hunter. While those films are all good and I've seen them twice apiece (except for "Dinner"), I can watch most (though not all) of Ross Hunter's movies over and over and over and OVER, wallowing in their glorious awfulness to my eternal delight.

Rico, you may be right about the way Lana looks in this film. Thing is, I feel that way every time I see her in a glossy melodrama from this time frame! I always think she's never looked better, then I see her again and feel that's the time (except for "By Love Possessed" in which I loathe her hair/wig and many of her clothes.)

NotFelix, I hope you do enjoy this and that I haven't led you into anything you'll regret! You must report back after viewing...

To John Saxon fans, I wish this movie offered a little bit of beefcake, but sadly, he's all covered up entirely throughout.

Gingerguy said...

Thanks Poseiden for giving "Portrait" it's (long over-)due. This is part of the Lana trifecta (Madame X, Imitation Of Life). It's almost hard to believe this was considered normal entertainment. She was also a really good screamer! "The Big Cube" finally came out on dvd, and I expect you will get around to that classic someday. That one is a pants-wetter. Keep up the brilliant work

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joel65913 said...

A sheer delight as always, Poseidon! I love this movie, absolutely adore the flash to negative credits!, but not quite as much as several other Lana opuses.

My problem with it is Quinn, an actor I've never understood the appeal of. His acting is usually okay but his general presence annoys the hell out of me. Zorba the Greek was torturous! I watched it for The Film Experience's Hit Me With Your Best Shot series and wanted to throw things at the screen throughout, even Alan Bates at the height of his rough hewn beauty wasn't enough to compensate!

Back to Portrait. It's funny how mixed in with all the gorgeous costumes, wigs etc. there are some real eyesore elements. That outfit you pointed out on Sandra Dee and that burnt lettuce leaf hat on Lana, though to me it looks like Minnie Mouse ears! are two great examples. However most of what they wear and their surroundings are lavishness itself.

Most of Lana's star vehicles of this period had some hard to believe elements but this one had more than most. The first time driving in the rain was extremely over the top.

Of course there was stick figure Virginia Grey to keep you wondering if a good stiff wind came along would she blow away. Did the woman ever eat?

Glad to see I'm not alone in my admiration of John Saxon. He wasn't that much of a beefcake star in his studio days, although he certainly looked good in a swimsuit, but I remember either a TV movie or short-lived series he did in the 70's called Planet Earth where he traipsed around in a toga like outfit for most of the time and it was quite good.

Poseidon3 said...

Gingerguy, believe it or not, it was practically a coin toss between doing this film and "The Big Cube!" It's definitely in the chute for a future tribute. I somehow got a hankering for this one just a teeny bit more, so it won out this time.

Joel, while I don't think I have quite the level of aversion to Quinn as you do (I enjoy him occasionally), you already went one better than me by even attempting to watch "Zorba!" That's one of those things in which a person can just tell from still photos and clips is just NOT for them (in this case, me.) And I have been wanting to see "Planet Earth" for some time now. I think I saw it on a cable channel about 20+ years ago, but it's been too long (and I'm forever mixing it up with "Genesis II" for some reason!)