Thursday, August 31, 2023

A Bit of a Drain...

See what I did there? Ha ha! It's time for another selection of bathtub pics, though I really don't have hordes of them to share. We've been doing this a whiiilllee now. Our cover boy this time out is Mr. Burt Lancaster in The Leopard (1963.) I can't recall if he remains alone in the scene, but if he does, then it's a rarity when it comes to onscreen baths! Most of today's entries involve at least one other person on the scene.

While researching Miss Debra Paget a while back, I stumbled upon this bath-time instance.

It's Stewart Granger in 1956's The Last Hunt.

Not only is Granger enjoying a bath all to himself, but...

...he's dousing himself in bath oil in order to rid himself of the stench that has come from buffalo hunting and being prevented from a regular cleaning.

This is a pretty good'n. When I did a post on Jeffrey Hunter's No Man Is an Island (1962) a bit ago, this scene was also in the film and I deliberately held it back until I had some other bathing pics. This young hunk is one of Hunter's navy cohorts who is forced to go on the run when the Japanese invade their Guam outpost.

You have to look closely but he's visible behind the little boy, soaking in a large black barrel.

Here's a closer glimpse.

When the enemy arrives, he has to dart out of that barrel and get dressed in a big hurry!

Before that moment comes, though, we get the treat of watching him lather up. I think this young actor is Fred Harris II, but don't sue me if I have that wrong...

This one had been featured in a prior bathtub post (just a scant 12 years ago!), but I hadn't been able to identify the movie then. One of my kind readers was able to clear it up, so I did some further investigation.

The movie is the Canadian-set WWII release The 49th Parallel (1941.)

The man in the tub is a very scruffy Laurence Olivier.

Upon the arrival of old pal Finlay Currie, Olivier springs from the tub to greet him (ostensibly naked!)




There's attendant observing the action who seems to be pretty happy about it, too.

Next it's time for a long overdo shave...

...and soon enough Olivier is back to the suave leading man we're used to.

This still photo is promotion for the mid-1970s TV series How the West Was Won. Guest star Kay Lenz is helping series regular William Kirby Cullen (who was a brief sensation in the teen mags) get cleaned up and ready for action.

Still promotional photos led me to most of the sequences featured here today. This one is from 1970's Start the Revolution Without Me. In it, Donald Sutherland and Gene Wilder play identical twins who wind up switched at birth and separated from their lookalike counterparts. (Think "A Tale of Two Cities" and Big Business, 1988!) having seen Donald getting his bath, I decided to look into this further.

The royal suite in which he finds himself is quite ornately detailed and he actually has two attendants making him ready.

He is doused with perfume and bath salts by the two helpmates.

He's truly in the lap of luxury.



Soon enough, as is often the case, he's interrupted, though.

It's his "brother" Wilder.

Trying not to forget my foot lovers out there...!

As they conspire, Wilder gets in on the sponge-down action himself!


We've long adored Italian actor Terence Hill. This photo of him enjoying a bath is from the "fish out of water" spaghetti western Man of the East (1972.) This movie used to be shown in an appallingly blurry, cropped print on Fox Movie Channel, but seeing this still led me to see if a better copy might be floating around.

I'm happy to say there was one and it afforded us a far better look at Hill.

As the title character, an Englishman deposited in the old west, Hill's trio of cowpoke friends (and we can't forget that little Yorkie, too!) are bemused by his unusual ways. He performs morning calisthenics in some clingy pants and also owns a bicycle, which they cannot master.

Then there's the bathtub.

I love how he has all his accoutrements laid out by it, presumably (but sadly unseen) stripping down to get inside it while his buds are all around.

I presume they helped go fetch all the water, but they don't seem disposed towards getting in it themselves.

Hill is having a great time, though, reading and munching on an apple while soaking.

Before long, some imposing riders appear on the scene.

Unfortunately, Hill's quick application of a white robe is not shown on camera...

A still photo (which I cannot post here due to a prominent watermark) also led me to this next one. You can spy a bellman pouring hot water into a deluxe marble bathtub.

Soon to partake is dusty trail rider Glenn Ford in the 1957 western Cowboy.

First he has to get some of those clothes off and check the temperature of the water.

Then he needs to have the other door closed so that he can strip all the way down and get in.

This is a movie, though, so chances are...

...someone's going to be bursting in! Note the bottles here, intentional or not. The visitor is wrangling around with the tip of one while another erect one is situated on the edge of the tub!

The visitor is hotel employee Jack Lemmon. Before it's all over, he will make an attempt to become a cowboy himself.

Ford looks skeptical...

Nevertheless, by the end of the movie, Lemmon has earned his place alongside Ford and they're back at the same fancy Chicago hotel.

This time they're sharing their bath-time together!

Lemmon has a second tub brought into the roomy bathroom and there are bellmen seeing that the hot water is kept flowing.

Lemmon has undergone a sea change from the beginning of the film.


That's not really the end of this post, however. I've got just one more for you. There's a fairly involved lead-up to the bath, but I don't think most of you will mind that to much.

Most of you are aware that I watch almost no contemporary movies or scripted TV. Every once in a while something will lead me to make an exception. This time is is a rather little-known French film from 2020 called Summer of 85. Set in - you guessed it - 1985, it details the surprise relationship between two young men. Here we see Félix Lefebvre asking permission from a pal to use his sailboat.

The inexperienced sailor sets out for an afternoon of seagoing.

Next he decides to shuck his jeans and relax in the sun for a while.

Unfortunately, he realizes too late that a severe storm is headed his way. As he scrambles to get the boat moving in the opposite direction, he capsizes it and lands in the water.

The good news is that he isn't left to flounder very long before a passing stranger comes to offer aid.

The slightly older Benjamin Voisin instructs Lefebvre on how to right the boat, then offers to tow him back to shore with his own craft.

Voisin brings the drenched, chilled young man back to his elegant house where his mother asks what has happened.

Insisting that nothing will help to rectify a capsizement better than a warm bath, she orders the foundling upstairs. (Though these characters are teens, the actors involved were 21 and 24, respectively, just in case there is any concern about that!)

Voisin's mama draws the water in her well-appointed bathroom.

Apparently considering the demure young man helpless, she next starts in on his wet clothing!

All of it!

The startled Lefebvre doesn't seem to have much, if any, say in the matter.


Having shucked him like an ear of corn and congratulated him on his pert young body...

...she, surprisingly enough, leaves him alone to enjoy his bubble bath.



The slightly dazed young bather likens the atmosphere and decor of the bathroom to that of an Egyptian sarcophagus.

And, naturally, he isn't left alone for long...! Voisin soon trots in.

He's brought in a drink to help get the lad back on his feet again.


The chemistry between these two new friends is palpable.

Voisin doesn't seem too disappointed in what he sees when Lefebvre does get back on his feet...


It's giving away absolutely nothing if I tell you that the relationship develops further than two strangers meeting during a boating mishap. Summer of 85 may not suit everyone, but I have to say that, for the most part, I found it really captivating (possibly because I graduated high school in '85!) I could identify with some aspects of it. It ran into understandable release issues during Covid-19. But I do recommend it.

The End!

7 comments:

Gingerguy said...

This left me shivering with excitement. How do you find all these? Oddly enough, that's the third time "The 49th Parallel" has come up lately. I have never seen Laurence be worse, terrible accent and hammy acting. I'd say he was all wet here, even if you hadn't shown us

Scooter said...

Summer of '85 was good, if not a little sad. Worth the time though.

Shawny said...

Summer of '85 is on my list now. Thank you P! I highly recommend The Eight Mountains, absolutely a gorgeous film.

joel65913 said...

A nice collection as always Poseidon!

Larry Olivier was quite the handsome man in his youth. A little too rough around the edges to be described as beautiful but roguish. That fake beard however is appallingly awful!

I've never found Glenn Ford particularly handsome, attractive in his way and a good actor when properly cast but not sexy. Same for Jack Lemmon (though I LOVE him as a performer) but I was pleasantly surprised by how layered Cowboy was. I was expecting a standard Western but it was a nice blend of comedy and drama with some sharp insights into human behavior. It proved to be an interesting early role for Jack.

Now Terence Hill is someone who might not have been one of the giants of acting but was undeniably a stunner. He did have a talent for comedy however and those blue eyes could be mesmerizing.

Ptolemy1 said...

I could basically say I agree with everything Joel said (which I do) and just end it there but you know I can't...heheh. Olivier is quite a looker in "Wuthering Heights" but I'm convinced that with the right cameraman and makeup sorcerers (see many of Bette Davis' films) magic can happen in the looks department. Terrence Hill. Man oh man. The first time I saw him, I think it was one of the Trinity films, I thought he was somehow animated. Like some kind of trick where his face was jumbled together in the edit. I'd never seen anyone act like that on film and really never have since. The jarring thing is he's doing all this manic STUFF all over the place and he's otherworldly gorgeous doing it. He's really funny but I kept wanting him to slow his ass down so I could get a good look at it, HAHH. AND as I recall he's in a union suit for a lot of...that thing he does. A shame that he and Franco Nero never played brothers. The screen would have probably spontaneously combusted. Thanks!

Poseidon3 said...

Gingerguy, if I told you how I do what I do then anyone could do it! Ha ha! It's mostly just that I have wasted my life on frivolities of this sort, among others... Laurence O had a tendency to want to hide behind things, be it a bad beard or a false nose. He was really fond of fake noses for some reason, especially early on.

Scooter, occasionally I felt like "Summer of 85" was a depiction of my first real love! I fell for a wonderful, but troubled, young man who one day slid into the mists of time after being fired from the place we worked and was never seen again. And I was very wet behind the ears like the young man in the movie. Sad, but familiar in many ways. ;-)

Shawny, I will look into "The Eight Mountains." Never heard of it!

joel65913, roguish is a good word! Like young Heathcliff? Glenn Ford was a chick-magnet, so I guess he didn't need us! LOL I feel the same basic way about him. Jack was a VERY versatile performer. Sometimes I felt he was too much (like in "Under the Yum Yum Tree") but generally I appreciated his acting talent. Naturally, I concur about Terence. I wish he'd been able to break out in the US. So good looking. Thanks!

Liam said...

‘49th Parallel” is a terrific movie. Eric Portman gives a great performance and Glynis Johns shines in an early role. Ms Johns replaced the original choice Elisabeth Bergner who left the movie when the British crew went on location to North America.