Showing posts with label Gloria Swanson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Gloria Swanson. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 7, 2023

Hooray for Hollywood? - Volume One

During my never-ending excavations of used book stores, flea markets and antique shows, I am always looking for something that catches my eye regarding my affinity for classic movies and stars. I recently parted with $3.00 so that I could bring home the book seen here, "Hollywood on Hollywood," a collection of remarks on Tinseltown made by the stars who worked there. Compiled by Doug(las) McClelland, who penned many a biography of famous performers, it is full of a variety of quotes that I will periodically share with my readers. Naturally, I've also unearthed photos to go with! So here come the first 15.

"I have been in show business for twelve years. They have known me in Hollywood but two. Yet as picture-making goes, two years is a long time. Nevertheless, my advice has never been asked about a part in a picture. I found out I was going into Susan Lenox (1931) in Del Monte. Read it in the paper. When I walked on the set one day, they told me I was going to play Red Dust (1932) in place of John Gilbert. I have never been consulted as to what part I would like to play. I am paid not to think." -- Clark Gable, 1932. (This is the first time I had ever heard that John Gilbert had ever even been considered for Red Dust...! More vintage pics and info on Gable here.)

"Hollywood was capable of hurting me so much. The things about Hollywood that could hurt me (when I first came) can't touch me now. I suddenly decided that they shouldn't hurt me-that was all." -- Joan Crawford, Photoplay, 1930s. (This reminds me of JC's approach to eating, too. She would always leave the food that tasted the best on the plate, presumably things like rich potatoes or desserts, in an effort to keep her figure.)

"To survive in Hollywood, you need the ambition of a Latin American revolutionary, the ego of a grand opera tenor and the physical stamina of a cow pony." -- Billie Burke, 1940s. (Best known as Glinda in The Wizard of Oz (1939) and for playing a variety of dithering society types, it sounds like Miss Burke was made of strong stuff underneath that exterior.)

"Hollywood is a chain gang and we lose the will to escape; the links of our chains are forged not of cruelties, but of luxuries: we are pelted with orchids and roses; we are overpaid and underworked." -- Clive Brook, 1933. (I enjoyed this description of the lure of Tinseltown for those brought to it from afar.)

"Hollywood has come a long way since its infancy, when signs on for-rent apartments warned, 'No Dogs or Actors!' We didn't even have the doubtful distinction of first billing!" -- Gloria Swanson, 1949. (Do check out Glo's fur-lined cloak with matching hat and those platform shoes!)

"Back in the forties everybody went to the movies. There were houses open twenty-four hours a day where the seats never cooled. Soldiers, war workers on the swing shift, housewives, school children, couples on a date, pensioners-they all packed in to see the dreams Hollywood printed on celluloid, preferably in gorgeous Technicolor." -- Keenan Wynn, 1959. (Certain parts of Wynn's life could be made into a fascinating movie, too!)

"(In 1930s) Hollywood there was an exclusive clique, and no matter how big a name you were on Broadway, until you made it in the movies you didn't exist. I was just another Broadway star and didn't rate." -- Ethel Merman, 1978. (Regardless of her ability, I don't think that Merm had quite the right face & figure to make it as a leading lady in 1930s Hollywood. But I did enjoy her in the Eddie Cantor musical comedies she made nonetheless.)

"People tell you that the reason a lot of actors left Hollywood when sound came in was that their voices were wrong for talkies. The truth is that the coming of sound meant the end of all-night parties. With talkies, you couldn't stay out till sunrise anymore. You had to rush back from the studios and start learning your lines, ready for the next day's shooting at 8 am. That was when the studio machine really took over. It controlled you, mind and body, from the moment you were yanked out of bed at dawn until the publicity department put you back to bed at night." -- Louise Brooks, 1979. (This is an interesting alternative theory about the shift in personas during the transition to sound, though I doubt it's completely accurate. I LOVE the earrings she's wearing here!)

"Yes, there was racism in Hollywood in the 1930s and 1940s. I dealt with it as I deal with it in my own race; I ignore it and concentrate on non-racism. I have no regrets about my years in Hollywood. I loved the weather there." -- Butterfly McQueen, 1984. (Trivia Tidbit: Miss McQueen was part of the the first incarnation of The Wiz, but her role was cut during out of town tryouts. She remained onboard as understudy to the role of Addaperle, Good With of the North.)

"I'm not a little girl from a little town makin' good in a big town. I'm a big girl from a big town makin' good in a little town." -- Mae West, 1932. (By 1935, only one person in the U.S. was pulling in more dough than Mae West. It was the obscenely-wealthy William Randolph Hearst, which really ought to tell you something about her income...!)

"We can't afford to be timid. We can't stand back and be pushed off the rungs of the ladder we have already climbed. Once you let Hollywood push you around, you might as well give up. You are beaten. Your prestige as an artist is gone, your importance and value as a personality somehow damaged. This business is not famous for its second chances. Once you arrive at the top, you've got to fight every moment to stay there. Which is why I never have and never will allow Hollywood to kick me around." -- Merle Oberon, the 1930s. (Few showbiz existences have been as captivating to learn about as Oberon's. She was a woman of many mysteries and contradictions and did try to remain a top-billed star almost to the end - even if the movies were a far cry from the ones of her hey-day.)

"I laugh every time I think of the first interview I had here in Hollywood. The article about me said I had ben a landscape engineer and a specialist with mixed-drinks. That's Hollywood! My landscape engineering amounted to digging ditches for the WPA [Works Progress Administration.] My specializing in mixed-drinks amounted to swabbing beer-puddled bars and, later, mixing drinks." -- George Montgomery, 1941. (I tended to like Montgomery, who you can read much more about here, but never found out why Maureen O'Hara claimed in her autobiography to have "loathed him.")

"Why be beautiful in Hollywood, for the love of Pete? With every car-hop in town a sensational looker, Hollywood is strictly a bull market when it comes to beauty. So if you're asking Walker, she's telling you that she'll struggle along with what she's got for the next fifty years or so. It's done all right for Walker so far. -- Nancy Walker, 1944. (Walker was eerily accurate in her prediction...! She died in 1992, close to fifty years after this remark, and was still working. More about her life and career here.)

"Hollywood personalities are really partly applesauce. We deceive the public, and get paid for it. I get paid pretty well so I deceive the public good." -- Gary Cooper, 1946. (Cooper was an actor who often got more mileage out of a part by saying as little as possible - hence his reputation for often saying "yep" and "nope" on screen! But he was granted two acting Oscars along with an honorary one, so it worked out all right...!)

"If you and your husband both work (in Hollywood) you hardly have time to say hello. You just wave in passing. Actually, I have driven home after working all night to see Desi (Arnaz) passing in a car going to work. 'That face is familiar,' I say. 'Oh yes, my husband I haven't seen for days' and I wave. In Hollywood, too-young people see too much, do too much, go too much. They see others getting divorces and they think nothing of trying it. In a small town they are restrained by example and opinion." -- Lucille Ball, 1947. (No doubt this situation was part of why she insisted that he play her husband when the radio favorite "My Favorite Husband" - with Richard Denning - moved to TV as I Love Lucy. Unfortunately, even that plan couldn't save the marriage in the end.)

That's all folks, till next time!

Friday, September 1, 2017

Quotable Notables

In this latest installment of quotes from and/or about celebrities, we're pulling out some big guns. The back end of the alphabet seems to contain some of showbiz's more prominent figures and we share some reflections on them by their peers (or others) with pics to go with. Hope you enjoy the remarks!
"She's an ox when it comes to acting. She eats words for breakfast. Working with her is like playing tennis with Chris Evert-she keeps trying to hit the perfect ball." - DUSTIN HOFFMAN on MERYL STREEP (his costar in Kramer vs Kramer)
"Before I saw Sophie's Choice the alleged magic of Meryl Streep eluded me totally. I didn't understand what the fuss was about. At best she seemed like a frozen, boring blonde, with ice water in her veins, from the Grace Kelly-Tippi Hedren School of Dramatic Art. I simply didn't get the message. Now I do. As Sophie...she is positively mesmerizing." Film critic REX REED on MERYL STREEP
"Oh God, she looks like a chicken." - Writer TRUMAN CAPOTE on MERYL STREEP
"I had no disagreement with Barbra Streisand. I was merely exasperated at her tendency to be a complete megalomaniac." - WALTER MATTHAU on Hello Dolly co-star BARBRA STREISAND (He also said, "I'm number 10 [at the box office]. Right under Barbra Streisand. Can you imagine being under Barbra Streisand? Get me a bag, I may throw up.")
"Filming with Barbra Streisand is an experience which may have cured me of movies." - KRIS KRISTOFFERSON on A Star is Born co-star BARBRA STREISAND
"I think Barbra Streisand is a genius, the creativity she has! And I am very impressed with her as a person. Some years ago when I was on the Academy Awards broadcast, she came up to me. I was standing in the wings and Barbra walked across the stage to greet me. Very polite, very nice. You don't find many young women who extend that kind of courtesy to an older woman. Audrey Hepburn does. And Barbra. I've not forgotten how charming she was." MYRNA LOY on BARBRA STREISAND
"She is a sullen, opague creature, an unknowable, but as enkindled as a young lioness." - Columnist ADELA ROGERS ST. JOHN on GLORIA SWANSON
"Gloria, how you wear me out! Where do you get all this energy?" - GRETA GARBO on GLORIA SWANSON
"Wobbling her enormous derriere across the screen [in Hammersmith is Out] in a manner so offensive it would bring litigation from any dignified, self-respecting performer, and saying lines like: "I'm the biggest mother of them all," inspires pity instead of laughs. She has been announcing plans to retire from the screen. Now is as good a time as any." - Critic REX REED on ELIZABETH TAYLOR (in 1972.)
"I love her, not for her breasts, her buttocks or her knees but for her mind. It is inscrutable. She is like a poem." - (Two-time) Husband RICHARD BURTON on ELIZABETH TAYLOR
"Remember that there isn't anything as important as the sleep and rest of Elizabeth Taylor." - (One-time) Husband EDDIE FISHER on ELIZABETH TAYLOR
"During this depression, when the spirit of the people is lower than at any other time, it is a splendid thing that for just 15 cents an American can go to a movie and look at the smiling face of a baby and forget his troubles." - President FRANKLIN D. ROOSEVELT on #1 box office attraction SHIRLEY TEMPLE
"She was a nice kid, with a really wonderful mother and father. We all liked her. But she was brilliant. She knew everyone's dialogue, and if you forgot a line, she gave it to you. We all hated her for that." - ALICE FAYE on SHIRLEY TEMPLE (with whom she worked in Now I'll Tell, Poor Little Rich Girl and Stowaway)
"I remember Spencer Tracy, who was one of the great film actors, telling me that when he was a young man in New York, he would wait outside a certain theatre at a certain time just to see Lionel Barrymore leave. He couldn't afford to see him act on the stage but at least he could watch and see him walk out of the theatre. I think this is terribly important." - ROBERT RYAN on SPENCER TRACY (with whom he acted in Bad Day at Black Rock)
"I also liked Spencer Tracy...although think it a bit excessive to describe him as the greatest film actor. What he had was a deliberate, delicate mechanism that could cogently envisage a vast area of experience." - PAUL SCOFIELD on SPENCER TRACY (with whom he never worked.)
"Spencer does it. That is all. Talks. Listens. He means what he says when he says it, and if you think that's easy, try it." - HUMPHREY BOGART on SPENCER TRACY (his costar in Up the River, their only appearance together.)

Monday, August 31, 2015

Come Back, Little Diva

Today, we're taking note of a dozen film actresses (most of who could probably be considered divas, others perhaps not!) who once reigned supreme on the big screen, but then took an extended hike from the movies, whether they liked it or not, only to come back again years later (sometimes - but not always - with dire results.) We don't care whether the movies were any good or not, though. We just love to see the old mares back in action again! More on our cover girl shown on the left in a moment...
 
First we find Miss Janet Gaynor, the first actress ever to receive an Oscar (for Seventh Heaven, Street Angel and Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans! Soon after, the award would be dedicated to a single performance instead of a whole season of them.) In movies from the mid-1920s, she enjoyed considerable popularity through 1938 (with 1937's A Star is Born gleaning her another Oscar nom, though she lost to Luise Rainer for The Good Earth.) She married famed costume designer Adrian in 1939 and retired from the screen.

Though she made a rare, but occasional, appearance on TV, she was coaxed out of retirement in 1959 (the same year Adrian died) to anchor the film debut of Pat Boone in Bernardine. She played the mother of costar Dick Sergeant and was the caring den mother of his college cronies including Boone. The guys had created a fictional female (Bernardine) and entered "her" in a contest, which "she" won! Most folks considered the movie "cute" or "nice" and it was Gaynor's last, though she did pop up for a requisite trip on The Love Boat in 1981 (passing away three years later from complications of a nasty taxi accident she'd suffered along with Mary Martin. She was seventy-seven.)
 
Miss Alice Faye morphed from a Jean Harlow-esque copycat to one of the most popular singing movie actresses of her time. Her deep, alto voice was featured in hit after hit musical, often alongside Don Ameche or Tyrone Power. Her song-filled movies had made money hand over fist for her home studio 20th Century Fox (which she nicknamed "Penitentiary Fox") and she eventually longed to try out a dramatic career, finally getting a shot at it with Fallen Angel in 1945, but when she discovered that studio head Darryl F. Zanuck had mercilessly edited her performance down to a shadow of what she'd shot, she got in her car, drove off the lot without any of her possessions and ended her career in movies on the spot.

She'd married comedian Phil Harris in 1941 and didn't need the hassle any more. She and Harris enjoyed a popular radio program together and raised their two children. In 1962, she was enlisted to portray Pat Boone's mother (what is it with Pat Boone?!) in a remake of State Fair. Cast opposite Tom Ewell, who she found less handsome than some of her costars of old, she was shocked at the demise of the business as she'd known it during the intervening 16 years and said so. She occasionally took on tiny parts in movies (including The Magic of Lassie in 1978) and like most other folks rode The Love Boat (in 1980), but stayed mostly retired until her death in 1998 of stomach cancer at age eighty-three.

Miss Claudette Colbert began acting in films in the late-1920s and started to make a name for herself in Cecil B. DeMille epics like The Sign of the Cross (1932) and Cleopatra (1934) while also proving to be highly adept at the soap operatics of Imitation of Life (1934) and romantic comedy such as It Happened One Night (1934), for which she won an Oscar. She was a considerable leading lady of the movies, but by 1955 was finding it hard to maintain her status. She did a bit of TV here and there, but was absent from movie screens.

In 1961, she returned to feature films with top-billing, but secondary publicity and promotion, as the mother of Troy Donahue in Parrish. Gone were costars like Clark Gable, Ronald Colman and Charles Boyer and in their place was... Karl Malden. Colbert still looked fit and lovely in the movie, but disappeared from screens again for a quarter of a century, popping up as Ann-Margret's nemesis in The Two Mrs. Grenvilles (1987), a well-heeled TV-movie in which she still looked great. Colbert lived to be ninety-two until a series of strokes claimed her in 1996.

Polish siren Miss Pola Negri began making films in 1914 when she was but a teenager. One 1919 silent Madame Du Barry, in which she was the title character, caused a sensation in Europe as well as in the U.S. when it was released in 1922 as "Passion." She and its director Ernst Lubitsch were drawn to America where he prospered and she became a vamp akin to Theda Bara. A highly-public romance with Rudolph Valentino was also in the cards, but her intense overreaction to his death (complete with public fainting spells) put a bad taste in the public's mouth. The one-two punch of film censorship regarding sinful behavior on-screen and the advent of sound, in which her heavy accent was a handicap, helped lead to the end of her career in the early-1930s, though she worked in German and European films until 1943.
 
In 1964, she burst out of obscurity to take on the role of a glamorous woman of mystery in The Moonspinners (1964), starring Hayley Mills. Walt Disney himself approached Negri about taking on the part in this "Hitchcock for Kids"-style thriller. Her character had a pet cheetah (as suggested by her versus the everyday house cat the script called for!) Just prior to this movie, she'd been living with a female oil heiress for six years until the woman's death and had never remarried after her second divorce in 1931. Negri never acted on-screen again, but lived until 1987 when she died of pneumonia and the effects of an untreated brain tumor at age ninety.
 
One of many highly-flamboyant and at times scandalous silent film actresses was Alla Nazimova, who also went as simply Nazimova. A student of Konstantin Stanislovski and his "Method" acting, she in time broke away from that practice and developed her own ways of conveying extraordinary tragedy, a specialty of hers. On film from 1916, her career was hampered by the Production Code, which was dampening the type of sexually charged roles she'd perfected. She also suffered bad publicity when one of her marriages was revealed to have been a sham from the start. (She was a lesbian who, despite one earlier "real" marriage, had always maintained relationships with women. By 1925, it was all over in Hollywood.

After fifteen years away from the movies, she returned in 1940 to play Robert Taylor's mother in Escape. Her character was in a Nazi internment camp awaiting extermination with Taylor and his glamorous friend Norma Sheared struggling to get her freed. She followed this up with Blood and Sand (1941) as Tyrone Power's mother and continued to act until her death from coronary thrombosis in 1945. She was sixty-six and had been living with a woman since 1929 at The Garden of Allah, which had once long before been her own estate The Garden of Alla!
 
Hedy Lamarr was (and still is) considered to be one of the cinema's most beautiful and photogenic actresses of all time. The Austrian beauty had made a splash, literally, in 1933 at age eighteen when she filmed a nude bathing sequence in Ecstasy. (She was also shown in an implied orgasm sequence!) Marriage to what turned out to be a Nazi caused her to flee to Paris where MGM's Louis B. Mayer spotted and hired her. She became a hot property thanks to her glamorous looks, though her roles tended to be thin on character depth and dialogue. As the 1950s dawned, things career-wise became dire and she was finished in Hollywood after 1951's Bob Hope comedy My Favorite Spy.

Lamarr did a few projects in Italy and filmed a scene in Slaughter on Tenth Avenue (1957) which was cut before release, but was finally seen again briefly (along with a raft of other stars) in the 1957 Irwin Allen debacle The Story of Mankind as Joan of Arc. (That's her at the top of this page with a pre-toupee Allen!) In 1958, she played Jane Powell's adoptive mother, a glamorous actress, who is romantically involved with the same man (scantily-clad George Nader) as Powell! The movie was The Female Animal. It was the last movie she'd make. She intended to work in Picture Mommy Dead (1966), but an eyebrow-raising autobiography and an arrest for shoplifting led to her being replaced by Zsa Zsa Gabor. No dummy she, Lamarr patented a sound spectrum/frequency-hopping method that laid the groundwork for today's wi-fi signals! Her colorful, roller-coaster life ended in 2000 when a myriad of heart problems claimed her at age eighty-five.
 
You could search the world and the annals of history and be hard-pressed to find a more brazenly candid, outrageous or sexually-voracious actress of talent than Miss Tallulah Bankhead. Chiefly a contributor to Broadway theatre, she had a stop & start career in movies beginning in 1918 (when she was but sixteen years old!) After establishing herself more significantly on The Great White Way, she had another round of film work, but often had to stand and watch as Bette Davis recreated her stage successes on celluloid. (Many folks felt that Davis also channeled Bankhead in 1950's All About Eve.) Already a bit of a comeback kid the time she made Alfred Hitchcock's Lifeboat (1944) after twelve years without a role in the cinema, she was again absent from the big screen by 1953.

In 1965, after a long stretch away from the movies (and some significantly hard living, dallying in vices of all sorts), Bankhead startled the world by traveling to England and portraying a staggeringly devout, careworn, plain-faced old bat named Mrs. Trefoyle in The Fanatic (called Die! Die! My Darling! in the U.S.) The deranged character was holding her deceased son's fiancee Stefanie Powers captive in order to keep his soul pure. She threw herself into the juicy part full throttle and knocked it out of the park, though most audiences at the time wrote the enterprise off as just another excursion into hag horror. By 1968, Bankhead was dead from the triple whammy of pneumonia, the flu and emphysema, aged sixty-six, but appearing older. The year before she died, she managed to turn in a two-part Batman episode playing the campy villainess The Black Widow.

Another comeback queen with more than one instance was the ultra-glamorous silent movie legend Gloria Swanson. After nine years away from movie screens, she took a starring role that many other old-timers turned down in Sunset Blvd (1950), playing a washed-up, out-of touch actress craving a comeback. Swanson earned an Oscar nom (losing to Judy Holliday in Born Yesterday), but was unable to parlay her regained fame into many more movie roles. By 1956 she was all gone again except for the occasional guest role on television.
 
She swept back onto movie screens in 1974 with Airport 1975, the first sequel to the blockbuster hit Airport (1970.) The role of a famous actress traveling on a red eye flight was initially offered to long-absent Greta Garbo, who unsurprisingly turned it down. Swanson opted to play the part but make it a version of herself instead of a fictional role! She wrote all of her own hooty dialogue and even managed to work in publicity for her mammoth autobiography "Swanson on Swanson." This proved to be her final acting role on-screen, though she lived to be eighty-four, passing from a heart ailment in 1983 (after having led a life of extremely careful nutrition.)
 
Sleek, eye-poppingly stylish, German actress Miss Marlene Dietrich was another unique persona who rarely, if ever, held back her thoughts on life and on other people she encountered. Having kicked around in German movies for the better part of a decade, she scored big in 1930 with The Blue Angel and the film's director Josef Von Sternberg guided her to Hollywood and considerable success there in a string of films. A top female star during the 1930s, '40s and '50s, she in time began taking glamorous cameo roles, though 1957's Witness for the Prosecution allowed her a pretty meaty leading part. After 1961, she concentrated more heavily on her career as a nightclub entertainer than as a movie actress.

Seventeen years after having last been featured in a movie, Dietrich popped up for a sequence in the 1978 David Bowie film Just a Gigolo. She shared a scene with the star and then proceeded to sing a song (the title number.) Seventy-seven years old, she managed to appear far younger than that, but the image-conscious actress (who'd once allowed her skintight bodysuits to cut into her wrists and ankles until they bled!) was done. She offered her voice to the documentary Marlene (1984), but wouldn't appear on camera. She died of kidney failure at age ninety in 1992, having been bedridden for a dozen years in the wake of a fractured leg. Dietrich, who was known for her open sexuality (with men and women) was married only once (for fifty-two years!), but had only lived with the man for five years.

America's favorite "good girl" in musicals and as the wife of assorted heroes, June Allyson recovered from four years of rehabilitation from a childhood accident to become a Broadway chorus singer and dancer. Catching a break when Betty Hutton developed the measles, Allyson parlayed her understudy appearance into a role in a subsequent show and when that second show was filmed as a movie (Best Foot Forward, 1943), she was on her way. Many starring roles followed through the late-1950s whereupon she turned to the stage and TV for work. A tumultuous off-screen life (including alcohol abuse, an affair with Alan Ladd and the death of her husband Dick Powell) was at odds with her movie persona.
 
In 1972, Allyson returned to the big screen in a role that was utterly at odds with her usual array of portrayals! True, she'd made one attempt at being a villain (in 1955's The Shrike, a box office bust), but this time she jumped off the cliff as a dour, tough, lesbian murderess in They Only Kill Their Masters. The film starred James Garner and Katharine Ross, but also featured an array of veteran players in supporting roles (one of whom was a dissipated Peter Lawford, who'd costarred with Allyson in far sunnier pictures like Good News, 1947, and Little Women, 1949.) Allyson worked through 2001 (becoming a highly visible spokesperson for Depends undergarments), but died of respiratory failure in 2006 at age eighty-eight.
  
Easily one of the most exotic and striking actresses of 1920s and '30s cinema was Miss Anna May Wong, who cut a dazzling figure in beautiful costumes and had talent to spare. She, however, was only ever able to rise to a certain point in fame because it was then the practice to cast Caucasians in Asian roles even when a capable, in this case Chinese, one was on hand! Thus she found herself in supporting parts or with leads in lower-budget fare and without the ability to perform love scenes against a white costar. Having maintained a film career through 1942, she made only one more motion picture in 1949 before departing for television and radio.
  
In 1960, Wong was brought back to movie screens to play the imperious, possibly nefarious housekeeper of Lana Turner in the glossy Ross Hunter-produced mystery Portrait in Black. She next appeared as a guest on The Barbara Stanwyck Show and with a role set for her in Hunter's upcoming production of Flower Drum Song (1961) seemed primed for a prolific comeback, but illness followed by a massive heart attack claimed her before she could work on the musical (Juanita Hall played her part.) She was fifty-six.
  
A lifelong pusher of the sexual envelope, first on stage and then on screen, Miss Mae West was a curvaceous, wise-cracking pistol who always seemed to be generating controversy and public unrest whenever she performed. In the early-1930s, she embarked on a film career that, while successful, was consistently hamstrung by the moral codes of the day. She did her best to allow her famed double entendres to slip through the censors' eyes, but rarely without difficulty. By 1943, she had retreated from the movies and returned to her spicy and flavorful stage extravaganzas which often featured a bevy of musclemen at attention.
  
1970, however, twenty-seven years after her previous movie, found her back in action again. Myra Breckinridge featured her as a lascivious talent agent, bedecked in Edith Head costumes (the same designer who'd created many of her earlier looks at Paramount) and spouting a lot of the same sort of one-liners that had gleaned her attention decades earlier. The movie was quite a mess, but she reveled in the newfound attention it afforded her. She might have quit while she was ahead, but instead came back again eight years later for Sextette (1978), a dazzlingly bad musical that tarnished her reputation (with the 73 people who happened to see it, that is!) Within two years she was dead from complications of a series of strokes at age eighty-seven.

The title of this post is, of course, a play on Come Back, Little Sheba (1953), but it turns out that quite a few of these gals were little in stature if not in fame. Marlene Dietrich and Anna May Wong were tallest at reportedly 5'7" and 5'6," but no one else went above 5'5" and four of the gals were 5' even! There may be some others who didn't get singled out this time, but if there are enough of them, perhaps I'll revisit the subject again in the future.