Friday, May 10, 2024

Reunited: "Turning" to "Steel!"

Considering how impactful the movie (and its parent play) Steel Magnolias (1989) has been on my life, it's remarkable that I've really referred to it or written about it precious little here in Poseidon's Underworld. But it you come here much, you know I most often dig up buried "treasure" versus focusing on projects that everyone already is more than familiar with. I did dig something up, which I'll share in a bit, though it's debatable how close to treasure it is! First, though, I'll mention my recent trip to the cinema in order to attend the 35th anniversary screening of the movie (a 4K video release has also made its way onto the market.) A close, longtime friend of mine suggested that we take it in and we enjoyed great, comfortable seats for what was an expansive view of the picture. This allowed me to see all sorts of little details in the background (or elsewhere) that I have missed over the years, especially those cropped VHS ones! Steel Magnolias was the very first DVD I purchased and was the reason I made the leap to DVDs from my VCR. It's because it contained deleted scenes and I just HAD to see those asap. Would you believe I'm so blond that after decades now of owning the disc, I only found out the other evening that there was a second "page" of excised scenes that I had heretofore not watched!! How do I make through each day, I ask you... Anyway, the movie was a visual delight from start to finish and still packs an emotional punch, too, amid all the hilarious moments. Trivia tidbit: The photo shown above right (which seemingly every community theatre group in the country has aped ever since when promoting their renditions of the play) has a secret. Olympia Dukakis wasn't there...! She couldn't attend the shoot, so Shirley MacLaine had to cling to a body double and, later, the real star's face was pasted in.

In the film, Shirley MacLaine and Tom Skerritt play warring neighbors. There's a dispute over ownership of a magnolia tree, compounded by Skerritt's endless antagonizing of her hyper-sensitive yet nonetheless rambunctious St. Bernard.

While she's reached an age when she no longer cares to hold her tongue nor filter her thoughts for those around her, she considers him horrendously uncouth in his own right. As he needles her for a piece of groom's cake at his daughter's wedding, the irascible MacLaine hacks off a large portion of the armadillo-shaped cake's tail end!

Taking the grey-iced piece of red velvet cake with tail attached, he lets her know he always did like a nice "piece of ass!" Of course, we all know that even amid their considerable differences, there is buried affection there. I always enjoy a later, brief, moment when, at his daughter's funeral, she walks by him and gives him a knock along his shoulder. It's the closest she was ever going to get to a hug with him, and it's understood.

Somehow out of the blue it occurred to me during this most recent screening that Skerritt and MacLaine were well-acquainted from a prior project. In fact, the same director Herbert Ross, was at the helm for both movies. Seen here, the two played a married couple in The Turning Point (1977), about a dozen years before sparring in Magnolias.

As Skerritt and Sally Field fretted over their daughter with the long, auburn hair in Magnolias, Skerritt and MacLaine had their own child whose future was very much in the forefront of their minds in Point.

I saw The Turning Point in the theater when I was ten (!), so most of its dramatic weight likely sailed right over my head. So revisiting after watching the more familiar Magnolias, it's fun to observe these two as a devoted couple versus portraying feuding cranks.

Drum and Ouiser as an intimate married couple.

The characters both play retired ballet dancers and it was intriguing to watch them discuss the fact that she felt that having his baby would prove to the world that he wasn't gay -- only to have him announce that he also needed to prove this, to himself!

Get a load of the way director Ross blocked this moment in the movie...! Both my pal and I noticed the use of mirrors as we re-watched Magnolias at the screening, but there was nothing on the level of this shot!

Regardless of the animosity they demonstrated in Magnolias, Skerritt and MacLaine were good friends and she was elated to be reunited with him on Donahue during a publicity appearance for the film with all the ladies except Darryl Hannah. (The perennially shy Hannah refused to come and face a live crowd or answer their probing and sometimes inappropriate questions.)

Those familiar with the movie will recall the climactic scene at the grave site in which Field finally suffers an emotional breakdown after having held it together for the longest time.

Her friends are powerless in the face of all this unbridled rage and confusion.

In an effort to release the tension, Dukakis puts forth MacLaine as a potential punching bag for Field to use as a stress reliever! A small scuffle breaks out. Interestingly, this "laughter through tears" moment (from the play) was not unfamiliar to director Ross.

In The Turning Point, the story climaxes with a blistering argument between MacLaine and her longtime frenemy Ann Bancroft, culminating in a wild cat fight. But, finally, after kneeing, clawing and even spanking one another, the two women dissolve into laughter.

Bancroft even borrows MacLaine's comb in order to try to repair some of the damage. ("I don't know how you're doin' on the inside, but your hair's holdin' up beautifully...")

The Turning Point was nominated for 11 Academy Awards, but was left empty-handed at the end of the evening. (Is that about the worst conceivable rendering of MacLaine imaginable?!)

Magnolias landed but ONE nomination (for Julia Roberts, who lost to Brenda Fricker in My Left Foot.) One might have thought at minimum that it's deliberately tacky production design and art direction might have been nominated, not to mention the unforgettable music by Georges Delerue. Regardless of what any of the ladies said to the press or to interviewers, filming was for the most part a horrible nightmare thanks to the taciturn, cruel, demanding behavior of director Ross, who was acting out after the recent death of his wife and lost a lot of his prestige as a result. But the finished product doesn't betray this, with the actresses delivering memorable performances.

I mentioned earlier how so many community theatre groups aped the famous shot of the six actresses embracing in a row. When I directed the show in 1988, I eschewed that concept (because otherwise how else could I get my own fat face into the shots!? Ha ha!) This photo was taken at an early dress rehearsal before the set decor was applied and without all of the makeup and hair details being done. The ladies were DYNAMITE and at the time set a record for the number of local awards won for that small, less-prominent theatre troupe. Three of them won acting certificates and the ensemble won as a whole (which went to me.)

I also told you at the beginning of this post that I'd done a little digging... Who among you remembers this?!?! I had to have either forgotten about it entirely or blocked it out of my mind like some traumatic event. It was a 1990 television pilot for a half-hour series of Steel Magnolias. It aired once on CBS and was rarely seen again. (Are you seriously telling me that this is the headstone that the Eatentons and her lawyer husband installed for Shelby?!?!)

The program hasn't even gotten underway before the horror begins. Having been told that his mother is in the nearby grave, her toddler son Jack Jr exclaims, "Then dig her up...!" This dour, misguided retread was written by the same author as the play and the movie, but it did not sell as a series.


Even realizing that the video quality of the YT upload is substandard and that it surely looked better than this upon airing, it's still a gauzy, dimly-lit fiasco with recycled humor and situations. She might look the part all right, but Kirland is too New York for this role and her deep voice and lack of effervescence lies in start contrast to the inimitable Dolly Parton.

Likewise, Bergen and Stritch seem like solid casting, but I could only roll my eyes when Stritch handed Bergen a magazine about cosmetic surgery and suggesting that maybe she try it when Bergen has clearly already undergone eye work and probably several other things...!

In this version, M'Lynn wasn't a mental health counselor, but instead worked at a brewery called Shotz. (I'm kidding... that's a lame Laverne & Shirley joke. Actually, Ms. Williams was trying, and wasn't bad, but this was mostly a non-starter no matter what.) You can watch it and see what you think right here.

One of the more fascinating trivia tidbits was in the casting of the soon-to-be new Mrs. Jackson Latcherie. (In real life, Susan Harling's - the basis for Shelby - widower remarried within a year of her death.) This new character was played by Dana Morosini. Her own life would play out at or beyond the level of the story behind Magnolias.

Already by that time, she was the girlfriend of handsome Christopher Reeve. They would wed in 1992 after she became pregnant with their son. In 1995, Reeve suffered the accident that would paralyze him until his death in 2004 at 52. Dana Reeve passed away of lung cancer (attributed to secondhand smoke from her singing career in nightclubs) at 44 in 2006. It was a tragedy worthy of a movie in its own right! Their legacy lives on, though, through the Christopher and Dana Reeve Foundation, which seeks cures and treatments for neurological disorders. 

And that brings down the curtain on this post!

Tuesday, May 7, 2024

Tub Time: Bath Salt and Peppard

Did you ever have this happen to you? You come across a movie and think, "Oh yeah... I've seen that," and then later discover that you actually haven't seen it! You've just confused it with another movie that you did watch at some prior point. That was the case with 1970's Cannon for Cordoba. I recently ran across it and decided that it had been ticked off my list, but I somehow had gotten it gummed up in my mind with the 1972 TV-movie, The Bravos. So I dove into Cannon and found it to be watchable enough, thanks to a surprisingly familiar cast and a variety of colorful characters. (It also boasts an Elmer Bernstein score, which often helps.) One of the movie's set pieces concerns a bath and so - completist that I am - I had to bring that to this site.

 

George Peppard plays the ringleader of a hardscrabble group of mercenaries hired to retrieve some cannons that have been swiped by Mexican rebels. He and his "dirty half dozen or so" pals have to wade through various dangers en route to a fortress where the guns are being held. It's derivative of several other (better) movies and even presages Peppard's later hit series The A-Team.

While doing some reconnaissance work in a brothel, Peppard is trying to keep tabs on a person of interest, but becomes sidelined by one of the prostitutes! This blonde lady of the evening is played by Janis Hansen. (Hansen, this very same year, played a nun in Airport - the one who helps the doctor with the injured - meaning she really covered all the acting bases in one brief period!)

One of her pals at the house of ill-repute is Kate O'Mara (perhaps you'll recall her as Alexis' sister Caress Morrell on Dynasty.) She's immediately overcome by the smell of dusty, filthy, sweaty Peppard. 

Before anyone can say, "Do you take American Express?" they've dragged him into O'Mara's room and have begun trying to remove various articles of his clothing and accessories. As he's not actually there to get it on with them, he resists.

This won't do for Hansen. She takes his gun and holds it on him, saying (hilariously), "We don't do laundry" and ordering him to get his foul-smelling clothes off and get into the nearby tub.

A few moments later he's being made presentable by the two bath time attendants.



O'Mara even makes doubly-sure that he's squeaky clean everywhere before they entertain him!



Then his bath is over and he's given a pink towel (a "Cannon?") to dry of with.

Fun as it all was, this is not why he's there or what he came for! So he has to struggle to get dressed because now they really want to give him a tumble!

These are "working girls" after all, so he manages to cut himself a deal.

He gives them "half" their money by splitting a bill down the middle. If they'll let him go for a few minutes in order to take care of his other business, he'll be back with the other half. This placates them enough to where he can go shoot it up outside for a minute.

This sequence made the lobby cards for the film, albeit with the negative flipped. (This happened so often back in the day!)

There! An easy fix.

This foreign card even depicts the cast between takes with Peppard's pants open. The movie, in a better, more sharp print than the ones I screen-capped here, is available for viewing if you're interested at this link.

The End!