Poseidon Quickies: Things That Go Bump!

This is not one of my typically mammoth bulge posts of yore, but I do have a small collection of them that I will share as we head into the weekend. You'll notice that I had a bunch of posts go up in February, though they were mostly on the brief side. It's partly due to me digging out some archives that hadn't yet made it into other posts. (I used to put things like this on the site as potpourri or clearance or treasures from Poseidon's footlocker. Instead, I've been doing "Quickies" and so forth.) Cover boy today is Mr. Rock Hudson, walking along with Pretty Maids All in a Row (1971) costar Barbara Leigh, without benefit of underwear.

UFO is a show I've seen precious little of, though it always seems to be something I might like. I recently checked out one episode and Keith Alexander was sporting a clingy jumpsuit.

I've likely shared photos like these next ones before of Nick Tate from the similar (also Gerry Anderson-produced) sci-fi show Space: 1999, but these are of a higher quality thanks to upgraded copies of the series being made available.

I recently watched an obscure (that seems to be what I'm really into as of late!) horror flick called Crypt of the Living Dead (1973) on Tubi and it offered up a pair of actors from the 1960s & '70s.

Mark Damon and Andrew Prine.

Pretty-eyed Damon didn't really demonstrate too much bulge, though he did look great in his jeans.

Prine, though, wore several types of clingy, revealing trousers throughout the movie.

Prine would do a full-on nude layout for Viva Magazine the following year, proving that even the bulges seen here only tell a small part of the story...!

A faithful reader alerted me to the next example. In-between Star Trek and T.J. Hooker, William Shatner worked in any number of low-rent products, including the tacky, but nonetheless intriguing Kingdom of the Spiders (1977.) Shat is seen here with costar Tiffany Bolling, who seems to have gotten a bit of a rise out of him.

Joe Dallesandro is another one for whom bulge-watching seems superfluous since he was naked during many of his early movies, but as a complete-ist I present this moment from the unusual and surreal Black Moon (1975), in which he costarred with Cathryn Harrison (granddaughter of Rex.)

Lastly, I give you a guy who, while never much on my radar, has a tendency to pop up in posts of mine; Michael Brandon. In the 1979 drama Promises in the Dark, he plays a radiologist who falls for a doctor (Marsha Mason) who is in the throes of dealing with a terminal patient she feels strongly connected to.

She's not really up to pursuing a relationship, but he's pretty persistent.

Looks "promising" to me... LOL!

~~~BONUS PIC ~~~

I came upon this unusual shot of Tom Selleck, presumably in the wake of having a body mold made? The t-shirt is to protect him from a million chest hairs being tugged. I can't recall what movie in which he would have worn a skin-tight costume, such as this procedure is sometimes associated. But it seemed the right place for me to share the photo. Till next time!